Basil,
Addressing your letters "Eldritch" — why so serious? I hope you don't suspect me?
I've read the advertisements. Some of them are quite amusing. Which is yours, I wonder?
The first contestant dubs himself "The Chocolate Frog Prince" which seems too silly for you, I must admit; if this is the correct entry whoever submitted it must have either not known you well or been particularly liberal with their embellishments. But — "patient with culinary experiments" — oh dear, certainly not you. Have you ever even been in a kitchen?
Shall I continue? I have the whole page of advertisements at my disposal.
Yours,
E. C. Morgan
E. C. Morgan
