15th February, 1892
Dear Mr. Chocolate Frog Prince,
I do not know what precisely you are looking for in a woman with some spice... but I am sure I do try to be kind, and if nothing else, I can assure you I have a sweet tooth! It is actually quite a problem: I ought to eat fewer candies. And cakes. Unless you do not think there is any limit to the amount of candies one can eat, in which case I am doing just fine.
I am probably not nearly charming enough for your tastes, but I do seek the same happiness you do, I think – a satisfyingly sweet life, settled and happy and with a family. Hopefully a little less sticky than a treacle tart, but I suppose I shouldn’t be picky. What sort of experiments are you working on now? I hope they work out well for you!
And I hope I might be,
Your
Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice
Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice
