On the contrary, you could have been wise enough to savor the praises of many while avoiding the jealousies and nonsense of young love. It's a powerful skill, perhaps you should be the professor and save the next generation of young irrationals.

It has been my experience that wives are, in fact, women, but I have seen examples of young spouses becoming harpies. It is a frightening transfiguration, but one that isn't difficult to avoid.

Oh, dear Mr. Selwyn, I know you flatter me. No one would believe you want all my words or that you would pine for my letters. Jealous and pining for me - I choose to believe that for a moment or two. I find I have words and actions reserved for you in excess; it is most inconvenient. I would much rather whisper my praise to you than surrender it to my pillows in your absence.

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MJ made this miracle!