Quote:Valerian: So, you're basically the therapist for, like, the entire village of Hogsmeade?
Fortitude Greengrass: Pretty much, yeah.
Valerian: Who's your therapist, then?
Ford:
Ford: [holds up a small pebble] I talk to this rock sometimes.
Quote:Edward: -and that's how I think we should do it. So, what you guys think?
Charles Macmillan: I wasn't paying attention, but I strongly disagree with Valerian Macnair.
Elmer Macmillan: Wha- He's not even here!
Quote:Elmer: Don't worry! I'm fine!
Valerian: You were stabbed!
Elmer: Yeah, but I've been stabbed before. I have immunity.
Valerian:
Valerian: You can't build up an immunity to stab wounds, Elmer!
Quote:Arthur Pettigrew: Sure, I made mistakes when I was younger, but now that I'm older, I've learned how to make different, far more serious mistakes.
Not sure if this counts as an incorrect quote since it's pretty much an exact quote from Charlerian letters :P
Quote:Charles: I’m going to kill you!
Valerian: Understandable. Could you at least wait until I finish my coffee though?
Charles: ...What?
Valerian: It’s a really good coffee.
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Arthur Pettigrew, Charles Macmillan, Fortitude Greengrass
Arthur Pettigrew, Charles Macmillan, Fortitude Greengrass
