Lauren: Just wait, now all your characters will be furniture that sings jaunty songs
MJ: omg i just also remembered that novel where the guy is cursed to be a sofa until virgins have sex on him?
Olive: omg Mj that's a thing?!
Lauren: ...what book is that?
Olive: that sounds like an obscure erotic novel
Lauren: That is very unerotic from the sofa's perspective
MJ: plot twist: it's called the sofa
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sofa:_A_Moral_Tale
Olive: and the moral of this story is - use the bed
Lauren: Oh it's French, that makes sense