Helena: I will not relive that bullying nightmare.
Elmer Macmillan: Uh, it wasn't that bad.
Helena: That's the heartbreaking part. Your were so blissfully unaware.

Harriet to Fitz, probably: I'm afraid you and I have arrived at an awkward moment in our parent-child relationship. It seems there are some nude photographs on me on the internet, and I would like you to search for them.

Morwenna: Oh, I'd kill for a good coma right now.

Ailsa: What you did was impulsive, capricious, and melodramatic...but it was also wrong.