Character: Aldous Crouch
Age: 35
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Are they aware of their sexuality: I would presume
Are they aware of masturbation: Yes
Do they masturbate: Yes
If they had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: Completely and utterly unsure. I need to hurl him more
If you had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: Beth Vane for their shared mobility issues; @"Verity Greengrass" for solidly suiting his position in society.
Are they a virgin: Yes Olive has reminded me he and Ursula Black had amortentia letters sex.
If not, describe their sex life: What sex life?
Any romantic dealbreakers: Reckless, scandalous
How would they react to catching someone with a member of the same sex: Completely flabbergasted
If you've seen Bridgerton, which character(s) are they most like: Sir Philip meets Benedict with a hint of Lady Bridgerton
Marry for love or for duty: Duty
Marry for love or for money: Love
Marry at all or not at all: Marry
Embrace or deny a 'simple' child: Some weird middle ground
Attend a boxing match or a ball: Ball
Attend an art sex party thing or bone after the opera: Opera
Spill or keep a scandalous secret: Keep, unless doing so would harm his family.
Have sex out of wedlock or wait until the wedding night: Wedding night
What would it take to get him to duel: An truly vile slight against November Malfoy's honour
Who would be his second: Either Gaius Malfoy or Reuben Crouch
Would he marry a woman he knew to be pregnant already: If it was his, definitely; if it was one of his brother's failings, possibly, if it was anyone else's, no.
Pay calls on a lady or remain "hard to get": If he genuinely had feelings for her, he would pay calls.
Listen to the wife or remain firm in the weird grudge vow you made on someone's deathbed: Weird grudge vow

How would he go about wooing a lady: In stops and starts—he's very self conscious about the cane thing and would need encouragement.
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