Sloane,

The clearly you've never seen the funny face she makes when she realizes your over-exaggerating. You should try it sometime. It's a shame she can try out for quidditch. If I could have it one hundred percent my way I'd put Alice or Ned or Alcyone on the team without tryouts. Remind me never to run for Minister's office; I'm afraid I might cause a scandal with the nepotism. (I tease, I tease.)

Don't forget to save me a seat on Tuesday. Now more than ever I need your expert detective skills to help me figure out what Selwyn is thinking (my bet is on "absolutely nothing"), because he hasn't written me yet.

Yours always,
Cam

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