I can be a human bludger and just start trying to run into people? I'm about the same size. I didn't realize you'd gotten a bludger to the nose in the scrimmage, clearly you're fine though? I was so mad Mum wouldn't let me play or even go watch!

Ew, he can't be a very good chaser after playing beater for so long? Maybe Alcyone or Ned will beat him out? That would probably look bad on us though, if it was one of our friends that beat him out. Maybe we can convince Alice to give tryouts another go? She's pretty good in club play. Having Selwyn on the team is just rotten all around, he's not a great team player, but we didn't really have to worry about it in a beater position. In chaser it's kind of critical. Guess we'll have to wait and see.