Modern Ben is probably drunk at a party more nights than not, but he's also (surprisingly enough) one of those responsible drunks. He's probably spent more time than anyone hanging out in bathrooms holding girls' hair back while they vomit (even when he's not actively trying to sleep with them), is that guy who starts handing out waters people didn't ask for at one AM, surreptitiously hides people's keys so they can't drive, and routinely has like 4 people sleeping on the floor of his room because he didn't feel good about kicking them out to make their way home.