02 April, 1888
I've never been so offended in my entire existence! Me, unhelpful at hiding a body? I bet I've seen more dead people than you.
And I'm not sure what you expect people to think by "vampire experts". Even to me it sounds a little shady. Why would your family go from hunting them to studying them?
Don't even get me started with that gossip.

— MJ is MAGICAL —