I stumbled across this gem:

Quote:‘I will give the years in which [these strange names] have been met with,  and I find, to make a start, a girl registered in 1847, ‘Is it Maria’; 1853, ‘Napoleon the Great’;  1857, ‘Robert Alma Balaclava Inkerman Sebastopol Delhi’; 1860, ‘Arthur  Wellesley Wellington Waterloo’; 1861, ‘Not Wanted James’;  1863, ‘Jerome Napoleon Edward Henry John’ (this an illegitimate  child born in a workhouse); 1865, ‘Edward Byng  Tallyho Forward’,  1870, ‘One Too Many’; 1877, ‘Peter the  Great’, and ‘William the Conqueror’, twins ; 1883, ‘Richard  Coeur de Lion Tyler Walter; 1886, ‘That’s it who’d have thought it’, 1887, ‘Laughing Waters’.

Someone should make a character who 1. had parents were either illiterate and didn't know how to spell names, 2. had a doctor or whatever who was stupid when filling out the birth certificate so their official name is "It Is Maria", or 3. parents who gave them names that totally didn't fit their status.