Mr. Finnigan,
No, I'm not the owlery caretaker, although I do have a fondness for animals. Except hinkypunks. Those are terrible.
Well, I'm sure I could fashion it a wand, although it couldn't use any magic. Or maybe I could make you an owl, temporarily? That probably wouldn't go over well, though. You can't be an animagus at your age. A race wouldn't be a terrible idea. You could invite some of your housemates to watch it. I'm sure they'd enjoy it. Although be prepared for the owl to do some divebombs, sudden wing flaps, maybe even dropping acorns or, worse, owl pellets on you.
Just be sure to keep a scone handy as a peace offering when you inevitably leave it in your dust.
A.L.
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