For fun, Gus decides to answer the letter. He enchants the font so it's a little less... well, terrible.
Mr. Finnigan,
Ah, I knew this day would come. I haven't seen an owl vendetta in a very long time. You must have offended it somehow, but it's alright, owls are notoriously judgmental creatures.
As for the toast theft, that's clearly a power move. It’s asserting dominance. The only way to resolve this is to challenge it to a duel. Owl versus student, a battle of wits and snacks. I hope you've been practicing your dueling spells.
Restitution in the form of a scone is, unfortunately, out of the question. Who knows if the owl would steal it from you too - they might take over the kitchen once they get a taste of one.
A.L.
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