2nd July, 1888
Dear Ophelia,
Well you must come and visit me more often then! Why should you need another cure to boredom than me?
Even better, I should come to visit you, for you and Mr. Devine don't have a relentless tribe of siblings to endure on the daily. Suffice it to say, I do understand your ennui. I very nearly signed up for that expedition into the fog, if only for something to do; but I heard whispers of the Ministry planning to send people off in groups, and I didn't fancy my patience with all the other oddballs and nincompoops who probably signed up. Frankly, I don't fancy my patience in groups.
So Witch Weekly was almost next on my list, too. No, I'm kidding of course - I would not read it if it were the last piece of literature ("literature") on earth. And you had been doing so well, darling! I wish I had sent a Howler, if only so you could hear me tutting at you. I'm tutting right now.
...I confess I am intrigued about the Hog's Head rumour too, though. No fool could believe that, particularly not if they are acquainted with you, for they will have received all your invitations and non-invitations as per the fog, and not all of society has the memory of a goldfish. I do wonder why they didn't try harder to make it plausible, if they were trying to sully your name. After all, you might've been alone in the Leaky Cauldron with a man. Or - I'm certain there are far worse inns in Knockturn Alley. Why, they should let me write their falsehoods for them - at least I'd be logical about it!
Did they mention a particular man? Clearly I'm not asking because I believe a whit of it - and nor will anyone else who matters - but I wonder whether there mightn't be a bigger mystery at hand. I am almost tempted to go investigating at the Hog's Head, see if I can't find you an accidental doppelganger! I wouldn't even mind going into the fog for it; it could be my own personal expedition. I'm not even entirely sure I'm joking!
I can't believe you're tempting me with Witch Weekly drivel, but nevertheless, I hope, at least, to
see you soon,
Porphyria
Porphyria
a sublime set by Lady! <3