Summer, 1894
Lissington,
How dare you not include require my presence at your upcoming nuptials? I had to find out second-hand that you've even been married at all and I must say-- I am insulted.
I know I haven't been the best acquaintance, in fact rather needy this past year for a friend, (and throughout all of which I am still tremendously grateful) -- but good God man... does it count for nothing?
Anyhow, I shall hold any further reclamation in exchange for my condolences. Woe unto you, having master and beast in due course. I do not envy the day I am to join you in rotten pastures, and neither will I offend either of us any further by digging into the circumstances necessitating such a union. But, I can say this:
I do hope this woman knows how lucky she is to have you.
I shan't send a gift because I received no invitation.
Happily enough,
V. I.
How dare you not include require my presence at your upcoming nuptials? I had to find out second-hand that you've even been married at all and I must say-- I am insulted.
I know I haven't been the best acquaintance, in fact rather needy this past year for a friend, (and throughout all of which I am still tremendously grateful) -- but good God man... does it count for nothing?
Anyhow, I shall hold any further reclamation in exchange for my condolences. Woe unto you, having master and beast in due course. I do not envy the day I am to join you in rotten pastures, and neither will I offend either of us any further by digging into the circumstances necessitating such a union. But, I can say this:
I do hope this woman knows how lucky she is to have you.
I shan't send a gift because I received no invitation.
Happily enough,
V. I.
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