Ford laughed. "In my experience Witch Weekly doesn't cite sources." His experience being featured in Witch Weekly was admittedly minimal; the Greengrasses were hardly staples of society, and he in particular was only noteworthy for being older and therefore theoretically more eligible than Noble. He had been mentioned twice, though, that he knew of — once as the proposed father of Begonia Belby's hypothetical lovechild (that had not, as it turned out, actually existed) and once as someone Witch Weekly presumed might be keen to marry early. Cash, who was already nearly a year into marriage, hadn't been on their list, so safe to say it hadn't been particularly accurate. In any case, no one from the publication had ever reached out to him for a comment.

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