Alfred had been expecting someone to intervene and prevent the feral man from crashing into the professor, or he had been expecting the professor to end up in a wrestling match with his health and dignity at stake. He had not been expecting the lunatic to end up swaddled in a blanket and shuffling towards the door. Had the other man beguiled him with some spell Alfred hadn't seen? If not, what exactly was the difference between his efforts to help via conjured blanket-cloaks and Alfred's attempt to help the bloke up? As far as he could tell, the crazy one was making no attempts to bite the professor.
"... the hell?" he muttered, to no one in particular. He did not expect that anyone had a clearer idea of what was going on than he did.
"... the hell?" he muttered, to no one in particular. He did not expect that anyone had a clearer idea of what was going on than he did.
MJ made the most Alfredy of sets and then two years later she made it EVEN BETTER