why am I filling this out with a ghost? Idk, Lady told me to~
— FOR ALL CHARACTERS —
Character: Barnaby Wye
Age: 323
Sexuality: Heterosexual but he also definitely drunkenly snogged Christopher Marlowe once in the 1590s so maybe heteroflexible, please don't ask me why I know this
Are they aware of their sexuality: Ya
Are they aware of masturbation: Ya
Do they masturbate: Well if he possessed any physical feeling he WOULD, DAMN IT, as it is I guess all that's left to him is casual voyeurism and intense imagination?
If they had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: I mean he can't exactly marry but whoever is the most musically talented debutante on the board
If you had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: anyone who is weird enough to marry a ghost xoxo (Porphyria Dempsey might have done it for the jokes but Barnaby specifically is too annoying for her)
Are they a virgin: Nope
If not, describe their sex life: In life (life being the operative word) he had perfunctory sex with his wife and lavished most of his attention on his harlot mistress, Lettice. In death he can dirty talk and that's about it?
Any romantic dealbreakers: if they do not appreciate a serenade, he simply cannot with them
How would they react to catching someone with a member of the same sex: maybe one day he'll float by and catch Tycho & Ford and then I guess we'll see? xD
If you've seen Bridgerton, which character(s) are they most like: Queen Charlotte meets Siena the opera singer? idk
— MORE LIKELY TO... —
Marry for love or for duty: he married for duty
Marry for love or for money: he also married for money
Marry at all or not at all: he would love to marry again for love
Embrace or deny a 'simple' child: he had children in his lifetime and they were probably? fine? but obviously not the prodigies he wanted them to be because he does not remember their names
Attend a boxing match or a ball: Ball!
Attend an art sex party thing or bone after the opera: watch people boning after the opera
Spill or keep a scandalous secret: spill, in a specially-targeted composition
Have sex out of wedlock or wait until the wedding night: he waited
— FOR MALE-PRESENTING CHARACTERS —
What would it take to get him to duel: Morgana Gaunt he would DUEL YOU IF HE COULD
Who would be his second: this, he thinks, falls under Fortitude Greengrass's professional remit
Would he marry a woman he knew to be pregnant already: lol no
Pay calls on a lady or remain "hard to get": pay calls. he will still do this if you like.
Listen to the wife or remain firm in the weird grudge vow you made on someone's deathbed: well he stayed on to haunt people and become great so i guess that's a Weird Grudge Vow
How would he go about wooing a lady: persistently, mostly by lute accompaniment
Character: Barnaby Wye
Age: 323
Sexuality: Heterosexual but he also definitely drunkenly snogged Christopher Marlowe once in the 1590s so maybe heteroflexible, please don't ask me why I know this
Are they aware of their sexuality: Ya
Are they aware of masturbation: Ya
Do they masturbate: Well if he possessed any physical feeling he WOULD, DAMN IT, as it is I guess all that's left to him is casual voyeurism and intense imagination?
If they had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: I mean he can't exactly marry but whoever is the most musically talented debutante on the board
If you had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: anyone who is weird enough to marry a ghost xoxo (Porphyria Dempsey might have done it for the jokes but Barnaby specifically is too annoying for her)
Are they a virgin: Nope
If not, describe their sex life: In life (life being the operative word) he had perfunctory sex with his wife and lavished most of his attention on his harlot mistress, Lettice. In death he can dirty talk and that's about it?
Any romantic dealbreakers: if they do not appreciate a serenade, he simply cannot with them
How would they react to catching someone with a member of the same sex: maybe one day he'll float by and catch Tycho & Ford and then I guess we'll see? xD
If you've seen Bridgerton, which character(s) are they most like: Queen Charlotte meets Siena the opera singer? idk
Marry for love or for duty: he married for duty
Marry for love or for money: he also married for money
Marry at all or not at all: he would love to marry again for love
Embrace or deny a 'simple' child: he had children in his lifetime and they were probably? fine? but obviously not the prodigies he wanted them to be because he does not remember their names
Attend a boxing match or a ball: Ball!
Attend an art sex party thing or bone after the opera: watch people boning after the opera
Spill or keep a scandalous secret: spill, in a specially-targeted composition
Have sex out of wedlock or wait until the wedding night: he waited
What would it take to get him to duel: Morgana Gaunt he would DUEL YOU IF HE COULD
Who would be his second: this, he thinks, falls under Fortitude Greengrass's professional remit
Would he marry a woman he knew to be pregnant already: lol no
Pay calls on a lady or remain "hard to get": pay calls. he will still do this if you like.
Listen to the wife or remain firm in the weird grudge vow you made on someone's deathbed: well he stayed on to haunt people and become great so i guess that's a Weird Grudge Vow
How would he go about wooing a lady: persistently, mostly by lute accompaniment