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Character: Kristoffer Lestrange
Age: 21
Sexuality: Well I have never said it explicitly but I feel like everyone has nevertheless gleaned that he would be bisexual in that unfortunate "homophobic gay bully" way (which is a trope I actually don't love in media soooo welp)
Are they aware of their sexuality: Oh and obvs he would never admit to being anything less than 100% heterosexual
Are they aware of masturbation: Hell yeah
Do they masturbate: Hell yeah
If they had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: He would not admit it but Poppy Dashwood (even though she is a halfblood shock horror!?!?!).
If you had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: Holly Scrimgeour for the "holly teaches him how to follow through on a threat" lols
Are they a virgin: Hahahaha nope.
If not, describe their sex life: Lost his virginity on that "be less obnoxious" bonding trip to Morocco with Cassius and Great-Uncle Lucius, thus beginning his taste for foreign prostitutes; boned Beatrix Burke once after losing a Hogwarts quidditch game and then again, regularly, once she was a married woman living in Knockturn Alley; is currently spending his days trying to seduce Poppy and also weirdly hitting on Antigone Lestrange? Idk, man.
Any romantic dealbreakers: Hang on, people have standards?
How would they react to catching someone with a member of the same sex: Shock. Horror. Disgust. Blackmail. Quietly remember the fact that he once made out with Murdock Greyback. Wish he could bleach out his brain.
If you've seen Bridgerton, which character(s) are they most like: I haven't read the books but whichever character is the least competent and biggest asshole?

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Marry for love or for duty: Duty
Marry for love or for money: Money
Marry at all or not at all: Marry
Embrace or deny a 'simple' child: Denyyyyyy
Attend a boxing match or a ball: Both, either
Attend an art sex party thing or bone after the opera: If he's getting laid he doesn't care where
Spill or keep a scandalous secret: use for blackmail or to make someone's life a living hell <3
Have sex out of wedlock or wait until the wedding night: Out of wedlock

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What would it take to get him to duel: A convenient opportunity.
Who would be his second: Rupert Bingham or Olixander Blackwood, the ride or die options <3
Would he marry a woman he knew to be pregnant already: Hell no
Pay calls on a lady or remain "hard to get": Play hard to get, but incompetently
Listen to the wife or remain firm in the weird grudge vow you made on someone's deathbed: Weird grudge. Maybe listen to the wife if she hexed him.
How would he go about wooing a lady: By being excessively rude to her, apparently.