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Character: Aldous Crouch
Age: 37
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Are they aware of their sexuality: I'm assuming
Are they aware of masturbation: Oh yes
Do they masturbate: He was celibate for more than thirty years you better believe he does. Less so now that he has a wife, though; he feels a bit self-conscious about it.
If they had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: Already married to Helga Crouch and no reason for that to change <3
If you had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: I still lowkey ship him with Marlena Scamander for the ~dynamic!
Are they a virgin: No!
If not, describe their sex life: Perfunctory. Monogamous. He wants Helga to enjoy it but lacks the know-how to ensure she does. Oops.
Any romantic dealbreakers: ~scandal~
How would they react to catching someone with a member of the same sex: Most people: back slowly away, blush furiously, and avoid them for the rest of his days. Reuben: some Aldous-appropriate version of "for fuck sake"
If you've seen Bridgerton, which character(s) are they most like: Sir Phillip (TV not books)

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Marry for love or for duty: Duty
Marry for love or for money: Love
Marry at all or not at all: Marry
Embrace or deny a 'simple' child: Embrace to their face but not be thrilled
Attend a boxing match or a ball: Ball
Attend an art sex party thing or bone after the opera: Aldous would MUCH rather say "none of the above", but if forced, opera sex
Spill or keep a scandalous secret: Keep
Have sex out of wedlock or wait until the wedding night: Wedding night

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What would it take to get him to duel: A grievous slight against Helga or November Malfoy
Who would be his second: Gaius Malfoy
Would he marry a woman he knew to be pregnant already: Only if he was the one to impregnate her (and was still single).
Pay calls on a lady or remain "hard to get": Calls, in the end.
Listen to the wife or remain firm in the weird grudge vow you made on someone's deathbed: LOL Aldous is very fixed on duty, and duty says spawn, so wife.
How would he go about wooing a lady: Awkwardly