Character: Ford Greengrass
Age: 26
Sexuality: Bi!
Are they aware of their sexuality: Extremely
Are they aware of masturbation: Lmfao yes
Do they masturbate: He did during the window between Verity getting married and Clementine graduating, when the corner bedroom that shares a wall with his bed was unoccupied :P
If they had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: If this was modern era and gay marriage was a thing he would absolutely propose a platonic marriage to Cassius Lestrange to help him escape his beard marriage and his awful family
If you had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: @"Jemima Farley" if they got caught in a predicament that wasn't actually incriminating but looked incriminating and got pressured into it
Are they a virgin: lol no
If not, describe their sex life: Tycho Dodonus
Any romantic dealbreakers: So weirdly, despite what I said above about how he would be very game to marry Cash, his biggest sexual turnoff is depression. He wouldn't be with anyone romantically if he didn't feel like they were mentally healthy enough for a relationship and yes he would absolutely make that judgement call on their behalf
How would they react to catching someone with a member of the same sex: lol
If you've seen Bridgerton, which character(s) are they most like: the protective big brother-ness and languishing under the weight of family responsibilities of Anthony but the money troubles of Lady Featherington and some of the naiveté of Colin.
Marry for love or for duty: not at all
Marry for love or for money: money lol
Marry at all or not at all: not at all
Embrace or deny a 'simple' child: embrace
Attend a boxing match or a ball: ball
Attend an art sex party thing or bone after the opera: uh he would do both
Spill or keep a scandalous secret: keep unless telling Noble counts as spilling it in which case he's already told Noble
Have sex out of wedlock or wait until the wedding night: lol
What would it take to get him to duel: He wouldn't. Ever.
Who would be his second: Noble
Would he marry a woman he knew to be pregnant already: If her family was paying him to do it, absolutely
Pay calls on a lady or remain "hard to get": neither
Listen to the wife or remain firm in the weird grudge vow you made on someone's deathbed: listen
How would he go about wooing a lady: he wouldn't! HOWEVER he would like me/everyone to know he is still very bi and this is not a lack of interest, it is merely a lack of opportunity because marriage is so firmly off the table and he wouldn't mess around with someone he couldn't marry
Set by Lady!