MJ — Today at 7:09 PM
well so far tonight we've had investigating my grandparents' funeral director neighbour for money laundering (fine, tense but not too scary, must have been plagiarised from ozark), then my mother snapping her leg in half and me having a panic attack about it, aaand a full blown terrorist bomb attack so ?
it's all good ?

Lady — Today at 7:09 PM
Oh my god
strangely out of all of that one, I'm more interested in the funeral director one
is that borne out of anything from IRL or do you think your subconscious has it out for undertakers as a whole?

MJ — Today at 7:14 PM
well in ozark they bought a funeral home so that's the background, my grandparents' neighbour is actually a lovely man, he showed me around his embalming rooms the other year, but this year I did look at him and think "hmm if he was a fictional character I would cast Victor Garber as him" so I guess I was already halfway to this point xD
fun funeral home director facts: he cannot eat rice anymore, he's seen too many maggots

Lady — Today at 7:15 PM
mmk that's incredibly on brand for you - but most of all, in my head you said "he showed me around his embalming rooms the other year" in the most casual tone.

Lady — Today at 7:15 PM
having seen them in my hallways, I get it. But also I cannot cause I love rice too much.
Lots of practice eating food whilst watching Bones
which I get isn't the same thing
But I'm not sure I'll be anywhere near an undertaker in my lifetime, unless you have an outing planned when I come visit you MJ

MJ — Today at 7:17 PM
it was all very Canadian, he was like "here's the shed where I store bodies when the ground is too frozen for burials, and during the rest of the year I keep my ski doos here"