Endy snorted. "I wouldn't hold my breath for that, if I were you. I don't take much seriously." Well, his turning had been serious but he wasn't about to talk about that. "Don't you have more serious criminals to harass?" Never mind the fact that he wasn't actually feeling particularly harassed.

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"Well, I still don't know what you were doing in that house," Benji pointed out. Shit, should he have knocked on it and checked?! Probably "You could be a very serious criminal."

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"And you probably will never know now," Endy said gleefully, already knowing his client would deny Endy ever having been there. "What kind of serious crimes do you think I would get up to?" Wisp as a thing as he was, he was genuinely curious.

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"Well, you obviously steal constantly," Benji pointed out. Stealing was a serious crime, even if the redhead didn't ever seem to think so.

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"Stealing is hardly on par with something like murder. Or kidnapping," Endy pointed out. "And I don't do any of them things. Too messy." Not that he would do so even it wasn't messy. He didn't typically look to hurt anybody.

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"You have got to stop confessing crimes to me."

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"But I didn't. I said I don't do those crimes," Endy said cheekily. "Just pointing out that there's a lot more serious crimes than getting some bread for my empty belly, is all."

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"Stealing is also a crime!" Benji pointed out, audibly exasperated once again.

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"I think you're missing the entire point of this conversation," Endy said, flipping his red curls out of his eyes as he regarded the other man. "Fine, I don't steal. I am a very cherubic young man that just lives off the land. Is that better?"

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For the first time in the conversation, Benji was starting to think he understood what the redhead was talking about. He stopped short on the cobblestones. "Are you telling me that you're —?"

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"That I'm what? I'm not saying nothing that will have you haulin' me in," Endy said, eyeing the man before turning down an alley that would lead him directly into the slums. "Bye bye."

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Benji grimaced, because he was pretty sure he was right, but let the redhead vanish into the Slums without any further hassling.

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