Character Survey: Bridgerton Edition

By now, you are probably aware of the Netflix series (based on a book series!) Bridgerton:

Well, Procrasti-Kayte is here to bring you a character survey inspired by the various elements that make Bridgerton the wonderful, scandalous romp it is! Feel free to do for one character or all of them if you're so inclined :D No specific spoilers but if you want to be purer than Hyancinth Bridgerton when you watch, maybe come back later.

Given that Bridgerton is a cacophony of butts and boobs, use your own discretion when answering or reading responses!

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[b]Character:[/b]
[b]Age:[/b]
[b]Sexuality:[/b]
[b]Are they aware of their sexuality:[/b]
[b]Are they aware of masturbation:[/b] Even if not by name
[b]Do they masturbate:[/b]
[b]If they had to choose one, which [u]played[/u] character would they marry tomorrow:[/b]
[b]If you had to choose one, which [u]played[/u] character would they marry tomorrow:[/b]
[b]Are they a virgin:[/b]
[b]If not, describe their sex life:[/b]
[b]Any romantic dealbreakers:[/b]
[b]How would they react to catching someone with a member of the same sex:[/b]
[b]If you've seen [i]Bridgerton[/i], which character(s) are they most like:[/b]

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[b]Marry for love or for duty:[/b]
[b]Marry for love or for money:[/b]
[b]Marry at all or not at all:[/b]
[b]Embrace or deny a 'simple' child:[/b]
[b]Attend a boxing match or a ball:[/b]
[b]Attend an art sex party thing or bone after the opera:[/b]
[b]Spill or keep a scandalous secret:[/b]
[b]Have sex out of wedlock or wait until the wedding night:[/b]

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[b]What does she know about sex:[/b]
[b]How & when would she describe sex to a daughter:[/b]
[b]Would she try to trick a man into marriage to avoid a scandal:[/b]
[b]If she were to have a name scheme for her children, what would it be:[/b]
[b]Marriage or career:[/b]

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[b]What would it take to get him to duel:[/b]
[b]Who would be his second:[/b]
[b]Would he marry a woman he knew to be pregnant already:[/b]
[b]Pay calls on a lady or remain "hard to get":[/b]
[b]Listen to the wife or remain firm in the weird grudge vow you made on someone's deathbed:[/b]
[b]How would he go about wooing a lady:[/b]

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Character: Miss Clementine A. Greengrass
Age: 16
Sexuality: 99% sure she's heterosexual, but who knows.
Are they aware of their sexuality: She is aware that she likes the boys, but not of sexuality as a concept.
Are they aware of masturbation: Negative!
Do they masturbate: Negative!
If they had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: Nigel Vane <333
If you had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: She's never met him, but I adore Freddie Prewett  and think they would mesh well! #BreeOrBust?
Are they a virgin: Yes
If not, describe their sex life: —
Any romantic dealbreakers: Someone she hasn't chosen for herself.
How would they react to catching someone with a member of the same sex: O_______O and later probably try 'subtly' question them about it
If you've seen Bridgerton, which character(s) are they most like: Eloise's curiosity meets Mrs. Featherington's social graces and desire to get what she wants.

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Marry for love or for duty: Love
Marry for love or for money: Love
Marry at all or not at all: Marry
Embrace or deny a 'simple' child: Embrace
Attend a boxing match or a ball: She would happily do either, but realistically, ball.
Attend an art sex party thing or bone after the opera: Opera seems more romantic...
Spill or keep a scandalous secret: Depends on who it's about...
Have sex out of wedlock or wait until the wedding night: Wedding night

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What does she know about sex: Men and women can produce offspring. Presumably they do not have to be married, as there are bastards at Hogwarts, but she's remained reasonably oblivious to the details.
How & when would she describe sex to a daughter: Shortly before the daughter's wedding, but either in a weird level of specificity or in incredibly vague metaphors. There shall be no middle ground.
Would she try to trick a man into marriage to avoid a scandal: Probably not.
If she were to have a name scheme for her children, what would it be: Famous people from history!
Marriage or career: Whichever, so long as it's her choice on her terms.

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Character: Ford Greengrass
Age: 24
Sexuality: Bi, prefers men
Are they aware of their sexuality: Vaguely. He suspects everyone feels the same but no one acts on it because #propriety
Are they aware of masturbation: Yep!
Do they masturbate: Not in this tiny Bartonburg house occupied by his entire family, he doesn't.
If they had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: An heiress who just wants to host society functions and doesn't really need him to be involved in her life (Liberty Gore? XD)
If you had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: Josie Jones for no other reason than I love her and a WC marriage would be stressful for everyone xD
Are they a virgin: Yep!
Any romantic dealbreakers: Basically everything. He's not great at the whole concept of romance.
How would they react to catching someone with a member of the same sex: With embarrassment, then he'd apologize and promise not to say anything but probably end up telling one of his siblings anyway.
If you've seen Bridgerton, which character(s) are they most like: I haven't seen much yet but his whole situation was inspired by Anthony!

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Marry for love or for duty: Duty
Marry for love or for money: LOL money
Marry at all or not at all: Likely not.
Embrace or deny a 'simple' child: Embrace and defend from literally anyone who raised an eyebrow
Attend a boxing match or a ball: a ball!
Attend an art sex party thing or bone after the opera: Opera xD
Spill or keep a scandalous secret: Keep!
Have sex out of wedlock or wait until the wedding night: Until his sisters are married he will not even say something scandalous, much less do it. Afterwards, we'll see.


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What would it take to get him to duel: Very little if his sisters' honor is impugned I am definitely planning a duel
Who would be his second: his brother, most likely!
Would he marry a woman he knew to be pregnant already: ... well, like, is it his??
Pay calls on a lady or remain "hard to get": Very hard to get but actually he's just oblivious
Listen to the wife or remain firm in the weird grudge vow you made on someone's deathbed: Oh he's def listening to anyone who tries to reason with him
How would he go about wooing a lady: VERY AWKWARDLY.

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Character: Fitz Prewett
Age:
Sexuality: Generally hetero but might try a few rounds if the right circumstances arose
Are they aware of their sexuality: LOL yes
Are they aware of masturbation: LOL yes
Do they masturbate: LOL yes
If they had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: @"Camilla Zabini" I guess? She seems least objectionable.
If you had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow:
Are they a virgin: LOL NO
If not, describe their sex life: Active. Not "I am fucking half this party in the coatroom before I leave" but certainly "I get my end away as much as I like"
Any romantic dealbreakers: Anyone similar to his mother.
How would they react to catching someone with a member of the same sex: You do you, boo.
If you've seen Bridgerton, which character(s) are they most like: I think the boys are all too romantic, so probably Madame Delacroix xD

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Marry for love or for duty: Duty
Marry for love or for money: Money
Marry at all or not at all: Marry, if his mother has her way
Embrace or deny a 'simple' child: Not deny, but probably not spend an overabundance of time with
Attend a boxing match or a ball: Ball after boxing!
Attend an art sex party thing or bone after the opera: Opera because art is not his jam.
Spill or keep a scandalous secret: Keep
Have sex out of wedlock or wait until the wedding night: LOL

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What would it take to get him to duel: Mess with his family
Who would be his second: Arthur Pettigrew or Freddie Prewett
Would he marry a woman he knew to be pregnant already: Only if it was his.
Pay calls on a lady or remain "hard to get": Hard to get~
Listen to the wife or remain firm in the weird grudge vow you made on someone's deathbed: He woudn't have even made a grudge vow to begin with!
How would he go about wooing a lady: With his charm and boyish good looks and his penis if the situation arose.

  

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Character: Verity Greengrass
Age: 19, almost 20
Sexuality: 90% heterosexual. Would be interested in women if she thought such feelings existed. not at all attracted to men. Likely a lesbian? Need her to interact with other non-related women
Are they aware of their sexuality: No. She sees the usefulness of men and views that as a crush.
Are they aware of masturbation: Nope.
Do they masturbate: Nope.
If they had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: Enoch Rosier. Most eligible, unattached bachelor she can find.
If you had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: Emrys Selwyn for the complete mismatch of personalities. Julius Scrimgeour because the history of scandal following him would horrify her.
Are they a virgin: Yes
If not, describe their sex life: -
Any romantic dealbreakers: None, now. Before her father died she wouldn't have gone near any confirmed bachelors. Or any widowers.
How would they react to catching someone with a member of the same sex: O_______O (and later wonder what they hoped to accomplish)
If you've seen Bridgerton, which character(s) are they most like: Daphne's duty combined with Mrs. Featherington's intuition/snooping.

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Marry for love or for duty: Duty.
Marry for love or for money: Money, 100%.
Marry at all or not at all: Marry
Embrace or deny a 'simple' child: Not outright deny, but distance from.
Attend a boxing match or a ball: A ball.
Attend an art sex party thing or bone after the opera: After the opera for sure
Spill or keep a scandalous secret: Depends who the scandal is about, never anyone of her own family.
Have sex out of wedlock or wait until the wedding night: Wait unless it will be the thing to secure her a husband.

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What does she know about sex: Next to nothing. Knows it involves men and women to bear children, but outside of that she doesn't want to know either.
How & when would she describe sex to a daughter: Vague, confusing metaphors. If her own sex life was boring those metaphors would border on the painful/duty side of life.
Would she try to trick a man into marriage to avoid a scandal: 100%
If she were to have a name scheme for her children, what would it be: Likely Roman names like the Lestranges. Because, you know, #power.
Marriage or career: Marriage or bust.

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Character: Jacques Michaud
Age: 29
Sexuality: Homosexual
Are they aware of their sexuality: Very
Are they aware of masturbation: Yes
Do they masturbate: Yes
If they had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow:
If you had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow:
Are they a virgin: No
If not, describe their sex life: Passionate usually but he hasn't taken a lover for a couple of years now. He's a bit pent up.
Any romantic dealbreakers: Constant dishonesty
How would they react to catching someone with a member of the same sex: Laugh probably before pretending he saw nothing.
If you've seen Bridgerton, which character(s) are they most like: I've seen all of it and even then, I am not sure. xD

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Marry for love or for duty: Duty since he cannot marry for love
Marry for love or for money: For money, see above
Marry at all or not at all: Not at all
Embrace or deny a 'simple' child: Embrace
Attend a boxing match or a ball: Boxing match
Attend an art sex party thing or bone after the opera: Art sex party
Spill or keep a scandalous secret: Keep
Have sex out of wedlock or wait until the wedding night: Wedding night but put off as long as possible

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What would it take to get him to duel: Almost nothing, he would be mildly useless in a duel.
Who would be his second: Tristan Michaud
Would he marry a woman he knew to be pregnant already: Yes
Pay calls on a lady or remain "hard to get": Hard to get because it isn't ladies he wants xD
Listen to the wife or remain firm in the weird grudge vow you made on someone's deathbed: Depends
How would he go about wooing a lady: Begrudgingly

  

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Character: Juliana Marlowe Binns
Age: 28
Sexuality: Bisexual
Are they aware of their sexuality: Mmmmm nah? IDK.
Are they aware of masturbation: Not really, honestly.
Do they masturbate: I think it's happened before but not regularly and not... formally? Like IDK if she knew what she was doing, just sort of happened a few times.
If they had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: Timothy Ainsworth because he's friendly and he could probably get her access to the restricted floors of the library
If you had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: Emerett Picardy COULD YOU IMAGINE
Are they a virgin: Yep!
Any romantic dealbreakers: Anyone who makes assumptions about her, really, regardless of what it is. She's very easy to get along with but very difficult to woo. I feel like if she knew they were trying that would be a dealbreaker - like it just sort of has to happen without her realizing it (which is why it never has)
How would they react to catching someone with a member of the same sex: Be delighted that they're so close. Immediately demand details on how their relationship started. Produce tea and biscuits and wait to hear the whole story of their love. Not look away to give them time to get dressed until prompted.
If you've seen Bridgerton, which character(s) are they most like: Eloise so far I think!

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Marry for love or for duty: Love!
Marry for love or for money: Love but also if someone said they wanted to marry her and fund her research - well that's love right?
Marry at all or not at all: Not at all.
Embrace or deny a 'simple' child: Embrace.
Attend a boxing match or a ball: Ooooooo would anyone invite her to a boxing match because if so BOXING!
Attend an art sex party thing or bone after the opera: Art sex party. She's not really into sopranos.
Spill or keep a scandalous secret: Keep but also constantly pester them to stop keeping it a secret because ironically she only tolerates her own secrets.
Have sex out of wedlock or wait until the wedding night: Look if it's happening, it's happening. Where they are in the courtship/betrothal/marriage process is super irrelevant.

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What does she know about sex: Quite a bit, but only from reading. She knows roughly how sex and childbirth work in theory but would be greatly put off by seeing it actually happen, most likely.
How & when would she describe sex to a daughter: She'd give her daughter scientific books on anatomy and reproduction and have her work it out herself, then scheduled a Q&A about a week before the wedding. She would also ask her partner to talk to their daughter about it and be confused about why anyone would think that was a bad idea.
Would she try to trick a man into marriage to avoid a scandal: Lol nah she would just roll around in a big ol' pile of scandal.
If she were to have a name scheme for her children, what would it be: She wouldn't have a naming scheme but would deeply research the name's origin, meaning, and all previous famous people who shared it.
Marriage or career: Career obvs. But like, her real one, not being Marcus Lytton's assistant. :P

  

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Character: Zelda
Age: 22
Sexuality: Heterosexual, probably?
Are they aware of their sexuality: Yes
Are they aware of masturbation: No, but like I would love for her to
Do they masturbate: No
If they had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: Alfred
If you had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: also Alfred
Are they a virgin: No lol
If not, describe their sex life: You ever have sex one time and then are left with weird vivid sex dreams forever?
Any romantic dealbreakers: Staunchly appropriate or in love with her sister
How would they react to catching someone with a member of the same sex: Shock, because I don't think she realizes it's a ~thing, but she wouldn't tell anyone!
If you've seen Bridgerton, which character(s) are they most like: Eloise

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Marry for love or for duty: Love
Marry for love or for money: Love
Marry at all or not at all: Not at all
Embrace or deny a 'simple' child: Embrace, Zelda has a soft spot for kids
Attend a boxing match or a ball: Ball by force, unfortunately
Attend an art sex party thing or bone after the opera: Sex party thing, probably?
Spill or keep a scandalous secret: Keep
Have sex out of wedlock or wait until the wedding night: out of wedlock!

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What does she know about sex: She has had sex once! She knows that sex and abortions exist! She does not know much beyond the very basic mechanics of missionary sex
How & when would she describe sex to a daughter: When they were an adult so they could avoid being impregnated
Would she try to trick a man into marriage to avoid a scandal: No, she would go to Ari's abortion clinic
If she were to have a name scheme for her children, what would it be: Adventurers or copy her mom and do characters from fiction
Marriage or career: Career

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Character: Alexander Echelon
Age: 29
Sexuality: Bisexual
Are they aware of their sexuality: He doesn't really have a clear cut idea on it but he has been involved with a man and enjoyed it. But even then, he kind of thought of it as a very deep, kind of odd thing 'between men friends'.
Are they aware of masturbation: Yes
Do they masturbate: Sometimes
If they had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: Idk
If you had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: Eloquence Higgs mostly because Merlin picspam. XD
Are they a virgin: No
If not, describe their sex life: He tends to be the one seduced and he is weak to seduction, no matter the other partys gender.
Any romantic dealbreakers: Disparaging his siblings or mother, I guess? Also if Grandmama Jena says you're a toad, he's liable to listen to her.
How would they react to catching someone with a member of the same sex: He would assume it was just some deep, close friendship thing.
If you've seen Bridgerton, which character(s) are they most like: I don't know xD

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Marry for love or for duty: For love
Marry for love or for money: For love but money would be good too
Marry at all or not at all: Marry
Embrace or deny a 'simple' child: Embrace. I mean, he's pretty simple himself in some aspects.
Attend a boxing match or a ball: Boxing match.
Attend an art sex party thing or bone after the opera: Art sex party.
Spill or keep a scandalous secret: Keep, he's surprisingly good at keeping secrets.
Have sex out of wedlock or wait until the wedding night: Out of wedlock if he got seduced before the wedding night.


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What would it take to get him to duel: Insulting his sisters honor? Harming his pet goat? I haven't any idea, he isn't a dueling type. xD
Who would be his second: He needs more played friends so I can answer this.
Would he marry a woman he knew to be pregnant already: If she told him it was his, maybe.
Pay calls on a lady or remain "hard to get": Pay calls.
Listen to the wife or remain firm in the weird grudge vow you made on someone's deathbed: Listen to the wife.
How would he go about wooing a lady: By being sweet and kind. He can be quite charming.

  

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Character: Dionisia Fisk
Age: 22
Sexuality: Bisexual
Are they aware of their sexuality: Yes but it's not a thing she really thinks about unless she's faced with a situation/person that makes her think about it.
Are they aware of masturbation: Yes
Do they masturbate: Two years into an unconsummated marriage? Definitely.
If they had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: N/A
If you had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: N/A
Are they a virgin: No.
If not, describe their sex life: She had sex with someone one (1) time under the influence of amortentia and that's it, so she's basically the Virgin Mary in the emotional sense.
Any romantic dealbreakers: ... They don't love her?
How would they react to catching someone with a member of the same sex: Well she kissed Zelda that one time on top of finding out her own husband prefers men, so probably not very shocked.
If you've seen Bridgerton, which character(s) are they most like: Eloise

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Marry for love or for duty: Love
Marry for love or for money: Love
Marry at all or not at all: Not at all (Sorry not sorry, Ari?)
Embrace or deny a 'simple' child: Embrace, although she's not a very doting mother anyways.
Attend a boxing match or a ball: Boxing match.
Attend an art sex party thing or bone after the opera: Bone after the opera.
Spill or keep a scandalous secret: Keep, obviously.
Have sex out of wedlock or wait until the wedding night: She would have preferred to wait until the wedding night, but alas.

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What does she know about sex: She knows how it works at an anatomical level and also had it one, very blurry time, but if someone told her to have sex with them she'd probably sit there and stare at them awkwardly.
How & when would she describe sex to a daughter: Read from an old book in a robotic voice, ask for any questions, and then find another passage from the book to answer.
Would she try to trick a man into marriage to avoid a scandal: I mean..... >.>
If she were to have a name scheme for her children, what would it be: Bold of you to assume she'll have more than one.
Marriage or career: Career.

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Character: January
Age: 21
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Are they aware of their sexuality: Yes
Are they aware of masturbation: No
Do they masturbate: Nope
If they had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: Abbas al-Benali maybe? xD Someone Quidditch-involved, at any rate. He's no longer played but she had a thing for Jack Cardew.
If you had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: Same as above, I suppose.
Are they a virgin: Yes
If not, describe their sex life: --
Any romantic dealbreakers: Talking smack about her siblings.
How would they react to catching someone with a member of the same sex: I don't think she would understand what was happening, she would probably faint.
If you've seen Bridgerton, which character(s) are they most like: She aspires to be like Daphne.

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Marry for love or for duty: Love
Marry for love or for money: Love
Marry at all or not at all: Marry
Embrace or deny a 'simple' child: Embrace
Attend a boxing match or a ball: Ball
Attend an art sex party thing or bone after the opera: Opera
Spill or keep a scandalous secret: Keep
Have sex out of wedlock or wait until the wedding night: Wedding night

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What does she know about sex: Practically nothing except that a baby happens when sex happens. But not the actual mechanics of what goes where.
How & when would she describe sex to a daughter: When they are about to be wed and she would probably say it whichever way her mother told her.
Would she try to trick a man into marriage to avoid a scandal: Unlikely
If she were to have a name scheme for her children, what would it be: Famous Quidditch players names.
Marriage or career: Marriage

  

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Character: Helga Scamander
Age: Regrettably, 21
Sexuality: Straight
Are they aware of their sexuality: She could not define the word "sexuality" if you wrote it down for her, but she knows hot men are hot.
Are they aware of masturbation: No, but what a thread THAT would be.
Do they masturbate: No
If they had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: Beckett Longbottom.
If you had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: Freddie Prewett would be a pairing that made the most sense for her situation and connections, but I play him so you see my dilemma.
Are they a virgin: Yes!
If not, describe their sex life: —
Any romantic dealbreakers: Too poor for her tastes.
How would they react to catching someone with a member of the same sex: Pretend it never happened and shove it out memory.
If you've seen Bridgerton, which character(s) are they most like: Daphne

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Marry for love or for duty: Love.
Marry for love or for money: Money.
Marry at all or not at all: Marry.
Embrace or deny a 'simple' child: Ignore them in public but treat them kindly in private in the most toxic way.
Attend a boxing match or a ball: Ball!
Attend an art sex party thing or bone after the opera: Bone after the opera.
Spill or keep a scandalous secret: Depends on whose it is.
Have sex out of wedlock or wait until the wedding night: Depends on if her husband-to-be is hot af and committed to her or not.

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What does she know about sex: Zilch.
How & when would she describe sex to a daughter: Have a heart-to-heart. The way she portrayed sex would depend on whether she enjoyed it with her husband herself.
Would she try to trick a man into marriage to avoid a scandal: Yes.
If she were to have a name scheme for her children, what would it be: To the naming seer!
Marriage or career: Marriage!

  

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Character: Frederick "Freddie" Prewett
Age: 26
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Are they aware of their sexuality: Very.
Are they aware of masturbation: It would be hard not to be.
Do they masturbate: I assume so.
If they had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: I don't even remember what hurlable ladies he's supposed to be acquainted with.
If you had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: Let's just say I'm ready to hurl him at the group of graduating seventh year girls xD
Are they a virgin: Yes, but only I wanted to have a thread IC where that changed, so maybe I should get on that.
If not, describe their sex life: He probably has very detailed imaginings of what it's like based on shitty VE erotica novels he stole from somewhere and/or listening to his brothers & co (i.e. Fitz & co.).
Any romantic dealbreakers: If they were... mean. Seems like a Freddie-ish dealbreaker.
How would they react to catching someone with a member of the same sex: Tell one of his brothers, but not name names.
If you've seen Bridgerton, which character(s) are they most like: Colin!

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Marry for love or for duty: Love.
Marry for love or for money: Love.
Marry at all or not at all: Marry.
Embrace or deny a 'simple' child: Embrace.
Attend a boxing match or a ball: Boxing match, front-row seats.
Attend an art sex party thing or bone after the opera: Sex party thing.
Spill or keep a scandalous secret: Keep!
Have sex out of wedlock or wait until the wedding night: Depends on the woman.

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What would it take to get him to duel: His brothers and friends telling him he'd be a fool not to.
Who would be his second: Fitzroy Prewett or William Pendergast
Would he marry a woman he knew to be pregnant already: If it's his baby and they were already courting/engaged, yes. If not, no.
Pay calls on a lady or remain "hard to get": Pays calls.
Listen to the wife or remain firm in the weird grudge vow you made on someone's deathbed: Listen to wife.
How would he go about wooing a lady: Try too hard, come off a little goofy, and hope she's charmed by it xD

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   Aldous Crouch

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Character: Ursula Black
Age: 33
Sexuality: Barely bisexual - she'll drop it like it's hot when the D shows up
Are they aware of their sexuality: Define "aware".
Are they aware of masturbation: HAhahahahaha No. What a shame. For her.
Do they masturbate: No but she probably should.
If they had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: Thom Pettigrew because she refuses to move on
If you had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: I'm not sure, someone she'd be happy with I guess but she's so self-destructive and needy I don't know that she's capable of being truly happy for more than a few days.
Are they a virgin: BAHAHAHAHAHA
If not, describe their sex life: [insert tumbleweed emoji] A conjugal visit almost 2 years ago
Any romantic dealbreakers: Poor, unattractive, too closely related to muggles, inattentive, doesn't give gifts, Phineas, bad in bed, rough manners, sparse with compliments, Phineas.
How would they react to catching someone with a member of the same sex: sHoCk. If it's Phineas sHoCk and outrage.
If you've seen Bridgerton, which character(s) are they most like: I've only seen episode one so you'll have to tell me.

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Marry for love or for duty: She married for duty but given a second chance she'd marry for love.
Marry for love or for money: Pre-Phineas she'd marry for money, now she'd marry for love and then probably regret it.
Marry at all or not at all: Marry, marry, marry.
Embrace or deny a 'simple' child: Deny unless it was Thom's and then she'd only be partially disgusted
Attend a boxing match or a ball: ball
Attend an art sex party thing or bone after the opera: Bone after the quidditch opera. She's too prudish for a sex party.
Spill or keep a scandalous secret: Take it to her deathbed. Unless it's someone else's and she doesn't give a damn about them.
Have sex out of wedlock or wait until the wedding night: Wait until the wedding night.

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What does she know about sex: Enough to enjoy it, she's too self-conscious in the bedroom to be adventurous or inquiring, she needs to be lead.
How & when would she describe sex to a daughter: Belvina will be receiving a very puritan sex talk on the eve of her marriage unless she's boy crazy and then Ursula will tell her it's horrific and frighten her into chastity.
Would she try to trick a man into marriage to avoid a scandal: Definitely.
If she were to have a name scheme for her children, what would it be: Well she inherited the constellation naming theme so that's what she did
Marriage or career: Marriage, she's never worked a day in her life, doesn't know how to, never wants to.

  

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Character: Kieran Abernathy
Age: 28
Sexuality: (mostly) homosexual
Are they aware of their sexuality: yes
Are they aware of masturbation: yes
Do they masturbate: yes
If they had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: Meredith Edgecombe
If you had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: Marlena Scamander
Are they a virgin: no
If not, describe their sex life: Kieran has semi-infrequent sex (like, when it's convenient, ex he tries to bone Ishmael every time they run into each other but won't reach out) with a variety of partners he is generally friendly with! Sometimes he has one night stands w cute blonde men also but if they look too much like Jude he can't put up w/ them for more than one time
Any romantic dealbreakers: pining over Jude Abernathy so that is Kieran's dealbreaker for Everyone Else. other than that he tends to not like people who have their shit together
How would they react to catching someone with a member of the same sex: is also gay, chuckle and walk out
If you've seen Bridgerton, which character(s) are they most like: Simon's boxing friend? Maybe??

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Marry for love or for duty: duty, but only if a lady he was friends with absolutely needed it and couldn't deal with their problems ~otherwise.
Marry for love or for money: platonic love, kieran doesn't like anyone with money
Marry at all or not at all: not at all
Embrace or deny a 'simple' child: Kieran will never have children of his own he doesn't sleep with women!
Attend a boxing match or a ball: boxing match
Attend an art sex party thing or bone after the opera: art sex party <3
Spill or keep a scandalous secret: keep but tell Eileen Buchanan
Have sex out of wedlock or wait until the wedding night: well if he's marrying a woman they are never having sex

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What would it take to get him to duel: honestly Kieran sometimes duels for fun so very little
Who would be his second: Eileen Buchanan really but in actuality probably Asha Bilton or Esteban Zavala
Would he marry a woman he knew to be pregnant already: this is one of very few scenarios in which he marries someone
Pay calls on a lady or remain "hard to get": remain hard to get lmaooo
Listen to the wife or remain firm in the weird grudge vow you made on someone's deathbed: weird grudge vow <3
How would he go about wooing a lady: no <3

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Character: Charles Macmillan
Age: 30
Sexuality: 99% Heterosexual
Are they aware of their sexuality: 99% of it, yes.
Are they aware of masturbation: tch yah
Do they masturbate: Yes, except for that time when he was living with his dead wife's ghost and he probably had to steal moments in a broom closet at work because he probably got floated in on one time and was consequently traumatized into impotency in his own home. He probably cried himself to sleep once.
If they had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: @"Tatiana Lestrange"
If you had to choose one, which played character would they marry tomorrow: Nova. In the long term Nova would suit him better but he's very happy being drawn in by Tatty atm and at least publicly she's exactly what he wants.
Are they a virgin: Hell no
If not, describe their sex life: Furtive and somewhat shame-filled agitated brothel visits.
Any romantic dealbreakers: Imperfection
How would they react to catching someone with a member of the same sex: THE HORROR. if it's Tatty then... Well I'm not going to spoil it
If you've seen Bridgerton, which character(s) are they most like: Still on episode one and I still don't know. I guess the Duke guy maybe with his standoffish "ugh the women keep chasing me" thing but with a hint of that other guy he beat up when he got handsy with Daphne.

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Marry for love or for duty: Duty
Marry for love or for money: Money
Marry at all or not at all: Marry
Embrace or deny a 'simple' child: Deny, Althea's not even 'simple' but he'd like to deny her because Noelle genes.
Attend a boxing match or a ball: Right now a ball so he can spin some more narrative about staring at Tatiana like a creeper. Normally probably a boxing match.
Attend an art sex party thing or bone after the opera: Bone after the opera.
Spill or keep a scandalous secret: Keep. He might spill to his mommy.
Have sex out of wedlock or wait until the wedding night: Sex out of wedlock but not sex out of wedlock with his fiancee because then she's clearly lacking in moral fiber and he would no longer marry her. But he'd accept the boning first like a real gentleman.

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What would it take to get him to duel: MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Rivalry. If someone was after something he wanted SO BADLY *cough*Tatty*cough* and he felt threatened then he would duel. Wand, sword, pistols, fists, house elves, any method he'd be down to fight.
Who would be his second: Uh... Who are his friends again? One of them.
Would he marry a woman he knew to be pregnant already: Not if it wasn't his. Not if it was his.
Pay calls on a lady or remain "hard to get": So he's sort of bouncing between the two but maybe with a slight leaning towards paying calls. He wants to lock it down but he doesn't want to seem too keen about it.
Listen to the wife or remain firm in the weird grudge vow you made on someone's deathbed: I'm missing context here but he resents the idea of listening to one's wife and he likes to hold a grudge.
How would he go about wooing a a lady: A la Mr. Darcy but his dickishness is not hiding a heart of gold, it's just more dickishness. He doesn't want to seem sentimental but also he wants to be fallen in love with so he doesn't feel insecure in their affections and he'll do things like make an effort.

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   Aldous Crouch

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