SOMEHOW talk of "10 Hottest Quidditch Players" brought my brain to April Fools Day aka April 1st, which is approaching very soon! I was thinking about some of the April Fools Day pranks and jokes kids did when I was younger, and that somehow brought me to kids lying and saying "Well it's opposite day!" SO ALAS, I bring to you an idea: On April 1st, there's a jinx put on Hogsmeade that makes people repeat the opposite of what they intended to say at random-ass times. Some general ideas:

• Business owners saying "have a shitty day!" instead of "have a nice day!"
  
• Someone trying to propose with "I want to spend the rest of my life by your side." and it coming out "I never want to see you another day in my life."
  
• Enemies being genuinely nice to each other when they're trying to bitch each other out.
  
• Someone trying to thank someone for being helpful and instead saying "F*** you for getting in my way."
  

AND THE IDEAS GO ON.