Holly: You're being quiet.
Camille: No, I'm being passive aggressive.

Claire: Cele, what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?
Céleste: That I need to do it more often.
Claire: Exactly. You need to learn how to have some fun!

Juniper: I like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul.
Andrew: Okay, so white chocolate mocha.

Juniper: Andrew and I have this sort of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Andrew: -sentences.
Juniper: Please don't interrupt me.

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It's Always Sunny in Charming...

Art: Can I give you some advice?
Bella: Absolutely not.

Emma: Holy shit, Killian, first is worst!
Killian: What is that?
Emma: My dad used to say that to me all the time, because I was first, and he thought I was the worst!
Killian: holy shit, that's terrible.

Dezzie: How do two men in their late twenties not have ten galleons between them?
Art: They're -
Ben: the - the economy is in shambles.

Watson: Oliver Devereaux, I trusted you!
Oliver: Why?

Tiberius: This is crazy, but I'm having feelings again, like some kind of 14 year old kid. You remember feelings, right?
Cash: Yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.
Tib: Do you?
Cash: Are you saying you don't have feelings?

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Ari: Good morning Zelda. How long have you been sleeping with Alfred?
Zelda: What?
Ari: How long have you been sleeping with Alfred?
Zelda: That's disgusting, and wrong. I don't even get - I've never had sex with anyone, anywhere - the nerve, the audacity! Alfred lives on a boat, technically, and is terrible, face-wise. And how - how do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are, maybe you're trying to throw me off. Check and mate.

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Mooore Immie/Immac quotes!

-during Hogwarts-
Mac: I failed a pop quiz today.
Immie: Why? What happened?
Mac: Well, one of the questions was, "In case of Fiendfyre, what steps would you take to protect yourself?"
Immie: And?
Mac: And apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" was not an acceptable answer.

Jamie: I say, make every night special.
Mac: Okay, well that's a fun philosophy and all, but not everyone can follow that, okay? Because we have responsibilities. We have budgets. We have three children, you know.
Immie: Speaking of, where are our children?
Mac: I don't know.
Immie: Nursery, maybe?
Mac: Maybe.

Immie: I literally couldn't care less what other people think of me.
-Later, lying awake at 2 am-
Immie: [shoving Mac awake] Mac... Mac, wake up. No, don't go back to sleep.
Immie: Was I annoying today? I just really want to know.

Izzy: Papa, can I have a story?
Mac: Once upon a time, there was a little girl who drove her Papa so crazy he decided to sell her to the circus.
Izzy: An evil circus?
Mac: No, a nice one - with monkeys.
Izzy: Thank you.

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/I play only one of these characters, was just struck with inspiration

Quincy: No, Porphyria, I don't know how I'm going to die.
Quincy: Wait, are you asking me or telling me?

Watson:  Okay, everybody listen up: Nathalie's friend Porphyria is here. She's very intense, and very weird. So if you end up talking to her, just make sure you don't reveal anything personal about yourself.

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Tristan: I don’t cause commotions, I am one.

Tristan: Nuffer gave me a get better soon card.
Friend: Aw, that’s sweet!
Tristan: I wasn’t sick. He just thought I could do better.

Tristan: I hate that feeling
Ernie: sobriety?

Tristan: I swing both ways. Violently. With a beaters bat. Come at me, motherfuckers.

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[after the latest Witch Weekly]

Handsome: You know I didn't bang your wife.
Art: I know.
Handsome: I wasn't even in Hogsmeade! They've got the facts wrong!
Art: I know.
Handsome: I mean, c'mon, they should've know better...
Art: -sigh- I know.
Handsome: ...she's not even that pretty!
Art:
Art: excuse me, bitch

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Richard: I’m in love with you
Bella: do you think he’s flirting with me

Jamie: The healer said that I was perfectly fine. Except for three cracked ribs. And a broken toe. Which was right next to two other broken toes.
Bella: Did he clear you or not?
Jamie: He did not. Alright, let's get going.

Handsome: Okay, that’s enough. I can’t live like this. I gotta change my life. I gotta make moves.
Everyone: Okay, here is an Opportunity.
Handsome: That's too much responsibility. I gotta find a way out of this.

Febby, from the dining room: Dinner’s on the table!
Edric: [rushes into the room]
Febby: [laying on the table seductively]
Edric: But it’s lasagna night.

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Betsy: In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way.
Kieran: That's fair.

Kieran: Sometimes you’re so passionate, it feels like I’m arguing with the sun.
Jude: What?! That’s crazy! I AM SUPER CHILL ALL OF THE TIME.

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Hogwarts editionnnn

Holly: I’m the most responsible witch.
Camille: You literally just set the castle on fire.
Hiolly: Yes, and I take responsibility for that.

Justice: I bet you $20 that I can kiss you without touching your lips.
Jemima: That’s not possible.
Justice: Maybe for YOU.
Jemima: Well then, go ahead.
Justice: *kisses Jemima on the lips*
Jemima: Wha…
Justice: *smirks, gives Jemima $20*

Sirius: Rex, I think it’s time we tell you, your bacon allergy is a lie.
Flora: Uncle Orlando made it up so you’d eat healthier.
Rex: What? No. No, I’m just allergic to a lot of stuff.
Rex: Bacon, donuts, halloween candy, not saying ‘thank you’
Rex: …
Rex: Oh my God.

Clementine: I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep a lot. Wake up beautiful.
Frida: You know most of them have a lifespan of about a week, right?
Clementine: That’s just another highlight.

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Most Kit characters, apparently:

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Conall: Not to worry, I have a permit.
[Literally anyone]: This just says 'I can do what I want'.

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Conall: Not to worry, I have a permit.
[Literally anyone]: This just says 'I can do what I want'.

I JUST rewatched that episode of Parks & Rec last night xD

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Hamish: I can't believe that you and Immie broke the bed last night!
Hamish: It must have been wild.
Mac: Haha... yeah...
*last night*
Mac: I mean, yeah, you're tall - but you're not that tall. I bet you can't even jump high enough to touch the ceiling.
Immie: [already standing up on the bed] Watch me.

Mac: We should get some parenting books.
Immie: [laughs]
Immie: Oh wait... you're serious. I thought that was a joke!
Mac: No.
Immie: Maybe I should write a parenting book. I'll call it: "Hey, you! I saw that! Put it back!" I'd make a fortune.

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Harrison: Dude, oh my god, there was the biggest nerd sitting in your spot in class yesterday!
Justice: That was me with my glasses on, what the fuck?

Handsome: Come on MacFusty, I wasn't that drunk.
Munny: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Handsome: That's because you are.

Regina: *to Bella* Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three. One, two, three.
Bella:
Regina:
Bella:
Regina: See, now I'm just disappointed in the both of us.

Connie: Name a way to be nice to people.
Holly: Don't kill them.
Connie: Setting the bar really low, but I'll allow it.

  

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jk if life weren't all angst, maybe

Kieran: Hey guess what this jumper is made out of
Jude: Boyfriend material?
Kieran: [rolls eyes] No, it's 100% wool
Kieran: I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing

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