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It’s quite unusual for a caster's patronus to be their favourite animal, but very possible that it will take the shape of a creature they’ve never before seen or heard of. — Amy
As he fell, Ford recalled the trials of Gulliver during his interactions with the Lilliputians.
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Incorrect Charming Quotes
#1
You know what this is.

August, about Elsbeth: She's the wooOOOoooOOrst. She is the worst person in the world.


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#2
*unleashes esteban's inner courfeyrac*
Quote:Esteban: you know you shouldn't insult people who are bigger than you.
Mateo: then I wouldn't get to insult anyone!
Quote:"Hi. Esteban. The human form of the 100 emoji."
Quote:"The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face."
Quote:"Your rigid code of honor, which drives me nuts, makes you a wonderful human being, and I am proud to call you my friend and don’t ever change."
- Esteban to Jude Wright
Quote:"Oh, Jude. You’re too beautiful to be funny. It’s not your fault. You’ve never had to compensate for anything."
- Esteban also to Jude
Quote:I'll be able to make better decisions once my baby brain falls out and my adult brain grows in.


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#3
Quote:Bella: Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.
— to Terpsichore Van Helsing, probably.



MJ is MAGICAL
#4
He's not here yet but he shall be:
Quote:Monty: I ask myself 48 times a day, “Am I being dramatic? Is this #toomuch?” The answer is always, yes, of course.
Esteban @ Jude Wright
[qoute]Esteban: Come on! You’re not our babysitter!
June: No I’m not. At least babysitters are paid for the shit they go through. [/quote]

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#5
Quote:Handsome: Do you like her?
Munny: She checks a lot of my boxes. She's a woman, she's got a face, she can go outside. I just wish there was a way I could know for sure that we were meant to be together. Like a sign.
Handsome: A sign? Like what?
Munny: Oh, you know, the usual. Like if we both got struck by lightning at the same time, or if an eagle landed on her hand and whispered my name.
Handsome: Yeah, that's how you know it's real.

Quote:Munny: People under 5'9" can’t talk about fighting someone. Like, what are they gonna do? Headbutt somebody in the nipples?
Handsome: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

To @'Zelda Fisk', probably
Quote:Dionisia: I like that we say "oh man" to express disappointment
Dionisia: Because men are, in fact, disappointing

Quote:Bella: Be the bigger person.
Cora: No. I’m 5'2 and bitter. YOU be the bigger person.




MJ is MAGICAL
#6
-comes back for more-

Quote:Calla: How do you take your coffee?
Tia: I like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul.
Calla: Okay, so white chocolate mocha.

Quote:Fletch: I’m old.
Bella: ...
Fletch: You’re supposed to say, “You’re not that old, Mr. Langley."
Bella: But you are old.

Quote:Cora: Bella, tell Regina about the birds and the bees.
Bella: (to Regina) They're disappearing at an alarming rate.


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#7
Ross: Yeah, 'cause I'm Minister, see? Everything's my fault now.

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#8
Zelda: I’m fine at parties, I just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.

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#9
Ben: So I know I said don't let me hang out with rich girls with crazy families anymore, but this one is different.
Art: You also literally said "even if I say they're different."
Ben: Yeah but this one is like a different kind of different.

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#10
Imogen MacFusty: Hang on.
@'Eavan MacKay': What's going on between you and Barnabas Skeeter?
Amelia: That might take a while.
Immie & Eavan: The short version.
Amelia: He had a nasty scare, thought I'd killed myself in a car accident. Now he thinks I'm too much trouble.
Immie: You are.
Amelia: So he's running scared.
Eavan: Coward.


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#11
A little Garelia.
Garrett: I wasn't that drunk last night.
Kate: You were hitting on Aurelia.
Garrett: So? She's my wife!
Aurelia Wallingford: You asked me if I was single, and started crying when I said I wasn't.

Aaaand lbr no incorrect quotes post is complete without some BenAri/GABB. xD

Garrett: So, how have you been?
Ari Fisk: Fine. Except for this headache. Comes and goes.
Benedict Sterling: -enters the room-
Ari: Oh look, there it is.

Garrett: I spy with my little eye, something that begins with the letter 'S'.
Baxter Keene: -looks over at Ben and Ari-
Baxter: Is it 'sexual tension'?

Ben: Pfft, Ari and I don't have pet names for each other, we're cool.
Garrett: -unconvinced- Um, sure. Okay... Ben, what do bees make?
Ben: Honey?
Ari, from the other room: Yes, love?


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#12
Quote:Monty: Please don’t kill me! I have three best friends! Kill them instead!
Quote: Ari: I’m Ari, and you are?
Philip: questioning my sexuality
^ The Celtic Fair thread between Philip Aymslowe & Ari Fisk lol
Quote:Tristan: You remind me of the ocean.
Ernie: …Explain
Tris: So f*cking salty


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#13
Quote:Bella: You don't think we'll get in trouble for this, do you?
Ben: No, not a chance!
[Cut to Bella and Ben's faces plastered on Witch Weekly]

Quote:“Just once I’d like a childhood memory I don’t have to repress.”
— Dionisia

Quote:Calla: You shouldn’t insult people who are bigger than you.
Holly: Then I’d never get to insult anyone.

Quote:Finnian: Damn, I f*cked up again
Maeve: He said, with suprise in his voice, for some reason

Quote:Ernie: What if I’m not even gay?! What if I’m faking my gayness?! What if I’m not even interested in boys..
Tristan: *walks by*
Ernie: Forget what I said…

Quote:Tierney: You must be surprised to see me here
Una: Not really, since you follow me everywhere

Quote:Darling: We're a family. Families talk about things.
Handsome: No! Families ignore things until they go away.


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#14
Cash: I was sick of hearing about Ellory and Ben’s relationship, but then I remembered that alcohol exists. Thank you, alcohol.

Art: I don’t ‘own’ my ‘house’ because of the man.
Ben: You don’t own a house because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost. You weigh more than your credit score.

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#15
August: What did I tell you about calling my sister the devil?
Leon Lupin: That it's offensive to the devil?

Zelda: I'm gonna end up alone. I'm gonna be a single old lady, flashing strangers on the subway.

#16
A series of Art/Ben quotes:
Ben: I don't want to be her "boyfriend."
Art: well what do you want, then?
Ben: I don't know, I just want to be with her all the time. I want to hear about her day and tell her about mine. I want to hold her hand and smell her hair.
Art: ...
Ben: But I don't want to be her stupid boyfriend.
Art: Canada. What, are you going to walk down the aisle wearing snowshoes?
Art, to Dez: Dezzie has no idea I'm high.
Dez: You're high?
Art: I'm sorry. *turns to Ben* Dez has no idea I'm high.
Feat. Regan Pendergast:
Sticks and stones may break my bones but Ben Crouch nailed your sister!


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