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Daily Prophet
Daily Prophet
Price One Knut
August 24th, 1888
Classifieds
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New but prospering bakery in Diagon Alley in need of a front end clerk. Trustworthy and good with numbers a must. Friendly and personable with customers preferable. Must be available to start before September. Apply in person at Magdalena's, ask for Maggie. Solicitor with 8 years professional experience, recently left reputable firm for personal reasons and intending to work freelance. Willing to take cases of any nature for clients from all walks of life and every set of circumstances. Able to travel to meet in a location convenient to you. Hourly rates to be discussed at first consult. Initial assessment of case performed free of charge. Unmarried female seeks same to share affordable rooms in Pennyworth. Will only consider candidates of good reputation; character references requested from any serious inquiry. Write care of Dorinda Smith. |
Wellingtonshire Household on Minister's Avenue will open this week-end for estate sale. All items must go: furniture, clothing, books, collections, dishware, etc. Some items rare, all reasonably priced. Open dawn to 6PM each day. New firm with wealth of prior investigative experience accepting cases of any nature. Discretion guaranteed; rates to be discussed. Owl C. Williams with particulars or to request a personal consult. Aged author with failing eyesight seeks secretary for dictation. Ideal candidate would be live-in and available throughout the day. Handsome compensation. OWLs and character references required. Apply in person at Wizzhard's Books, referencing this article; passable applicants will be directed onward for personal interview. |
Litter of kneazle kittens, born 3 July, ready for new homes within the next week; asking price 1s to ensure they go to good homes. Colors & genders available: 1 blck & whte male, 1 ginger female, 1 brown tabby male, 2 flame point females. First come, first serve. Owl Mrs. Lila Perry. Gentlemen's clubs becoming tiresome and repetitive? Find the academic stimulation and intellectual discourse that you crave by joining our Society. Members furnished with suggested reading lists and provided opportunities to engage in vigorous scholastic discourse on a biweekly basis. No membership dues required. Gentlemen of good repute only. Send card via owl to H. Peters for meeting location information. Broomstick sought for Hogwarts student of average build and stature. Future Quidditcher desires own broomstick, which we cannot afford new. All offers entertained. Owl Mrs. Egret. |
Gulliver Doran
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