The Lonely Hearts-style version.

Marlena Scamander

• Marlena is a workaholic seeking similar for friendship and maybe more. Only female applicants may apply to the later but the former is wide open.
  
• If you knew her at school you may know about the Cupboard Incident. If you don't she is just an average spinster.
  

Ambrosia Selwyn

• Ambrosia is a family woman who hates her family. She is seeking an outlet that may or may not become publicly scandalous.
  
• She is highly upstanding but if you have been near her husband and she finds out she will probably scratch your eyes out.
  

Konstantin Fisk

• Konstantin was a highly successful, desirable bachelor of the middle class. Then his gf died and now he's a wreckage.
  
• He is seeking friends from the Before, who think he's lost his mind, and new friends from the Now, that think he's a forlorn poetic sort who drinks too much ale.

Beatrix Burke

• Trixie rules the roost at her family's grubby but scary shop. She is hatefully married and always looking for opportunities to fuck with her husband. This could be you!
  
• She is a fence/dealer/supplier of horrifying goods. If you are too, or you are part of the Knockturn Alley underbelly, let's be friends.

Verity Travers

• Verity is sometimes Evelyn. If you're a fellow servant she probably thinks she's better than you and will make this known in a thread.
  
• She is, however, not averse to the idea of a boyfriend as the one thing she doesn't get to do as Evelyn is her husband.
  

Constance Sykes

• Connie is too old for all this shit.
  
• She is not too old for threads with students, staff and, during the holidays, anyone hot.
  

  

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Ambrosia's got 99 problems but this hot af set from MJ ain't 1 of them

I have for yoooou:

MARLENA

Rowan Yaxley is 100% a workaholic and needs more work friends! Oh just checked they were also apparently the same year lmao different house, so Rowan would have def heard about the cupboard incident. She may have been wary before but she's since murdered a man in self defense, hidden his body and lost her virginity to Raphael Malfoy, so there's that.

AMBROSIA

Avery Davenport is currently being hurled at Trystan to see if she's affair-material; if so, I'm down for drams >D

KONSTANTIN

SORRY FOR MURDERING YOUR GF, KONS but here even though you didn't ask, have an equally damaged Irene Crawley -shoves- for friends I have Derek McKinnon who's a year younger than Kons and a healer. I am down for him being either before or After friend. I also have Caltheus Rookwood who is two years younger than Kons and ALSO a healer (I have a thing for healers can't you tell) and UCPB. He's not a purist, but might make for a better 'tough love' kind of friend?

BEATRIX

Hestia and Agrimony Macnair reporting for duty. Hestia's manager for an inn that serves as a trafficking point (more on that here, and Agrimony is just all around sketchy.

VERITY

I offer Derek as a hurl; if no one was gonna take her open by the time I got around to posting him, I was gonna toss him in there!

CONSTANCE

Louisa Clearwater needs friends pls <3

  

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❧ Welcome to Evergardens ❧

BEATRIX: Daesyn Mackenzie is a grimgotts cursebreaker who doesn't mind using the seedy underbelly as a resource, for tips or locations of treasure. They were also in hogwarts in the same year so it would be well known to Bea that she is a little less feminine than her peers.

CONSTANCE: Violetta DeCroix would be very familiar with constance as she is one of her Slytherin wards. Vee is sweet, but vain and kind of stuck up. She is obsessed with fashion though and receiving gifts from her family to show off

  

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Thank you MJ for this art

Look. You know I will give you whatever you want and harass you directly but I am formalizing it here to INDICATE MY JOY AT YOUR GLORIOUS RESSURECTION <3

  

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— so you wanna be a rose? —

— mj is kind of amazing. —

If Ambrosia doesn't disgrace herself in scandal, Liliana will protest.

  

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Magic by Athena

THE UPDATED LONELY HEARTS EDITION because depression is a bitch but my new tablets are fabulous!

If I said I would start a new thread and forgot I am deeply sorry but I may need reminding so please do let me know in replies.

Marlena Scamander
Marlena is a workaholic seeking similar for friendship and maybe more. Only female applicants may apply to the latter but the former is wide open.
If you knew her at school you may know about the Cupboard Incident. If you don't she is just an average spinster.
Winter Wish: I would love to get her into a slow burn, requited or otherwise.

Ambrosia Selwyn
Ambrosia is a family woman who hates her family. She is seeking an outlet that may or may not become publicly scandalous.
She is highly upstanding but if you have been near her husband and she finds out she will probably scratch your eyes out.
Winter Wish: Some eye-scratching. She knows about the twins now but Will. Not. talk about it. I would love someone she could use as a revenge upon Trystan.

Konstantin Fisk
Konstantin was a highly successful, desirable bachelor of the middle class. Then his gf died and now he's a wreckage.
He is seeking friends from the Before, who think he's lost his mind, and new friends from the Now, that think he's a forlorn poetic sort who drinks too much ale.
Winter Wish: A lady friend who is similarly Not Ready but may become ready if they get drunk at New Year.

Elladora Black
Elderly widowers may try to apply (for both our amusement). She is a scholar and a gentlewoman, an elf-killer and a lesbian, she may have cuckholded her own brother slightly by being a better husband to Ursula. Ah well.
Winter Wish: Anything really, I love this bitch, give me anything with her. If she has to deal with mugglebloods or poor people all the better.

Angeline Malfoy
Moderately good catching rapidly shriveling on the vine. Would make a good oh-god-our-son-is-a-psychopath-get-him-wed-and-out-the-house sort of bride.
Winter Wish: A husband. One way or another. If you want to plot a hate marriage your UCAB male was forced into hit me up. If you don't, and it is a lot, then anything besides is wonderful.

Gretchen Lestrange
Debutante. Her family are mostly the cream of the crop but her line is a bit meh in the hierarchy. I'm up for hurling, flirting, romance, misery, all the good stuff. She needs some friends from school, some fellow debs, Freddie and family threads.
Winter Wish: Anything, girl is primed!

Sara Hyde
NEWBIE. Sara is an auror whose vibe is very Moody with less ptsd. A loveable grump who is a fixture at the Ministry she also has at least one lodger (ACAB, female should anyone wish to apply) and she needs threads asap. Ministry threads preferred, Bartonburg threads received happily!
Winter Wish: Posts.

  

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MJ: still raising the graphics bar as of 2022

HI DARLING. My offerings --

For Marlena - Emilia Moony for friendship/Ministry things?
For Kons - Arthur Pettigrew for a friend of the now
For Gretchen & Angeline - hurl with August Echelon-Arnost or Noble Greengrass plz. August is a nominally good catch, Noble is great for being the depressed person you make out with.
Sara should thread w Emilia or Ivy!

I am currently desperately trying to catch up but can probs do 3 threads

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MJ made this!

Marlena and Harry probably know each other, since they were only a year apart at school, and he's not really going to judge anyone for Cupboard incidents. XD

Phineas Black II for Ella for obvious reasons. Please. All I want in life are awkward family interactions.

Lorelei Owens for Konstantin?? Maybe?? She's not not ready, she's just been too preoccupied figuring life out to really think about things that aren't Work or Family.

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set by Bee! <3

Lena: Angie Swan might make a good friend! They would have been a year apart in school, but Ang is very much not the person she was back then. Now they're pretty similar in personality and Angie just transferred to the ministry! Winnie might be back soon, if that still interests and Eugene will be back in December

Kons: did you still want to give him and Eileen a try? We can revive their old thread or I had an open thread that could be rebooted (haha I'm funny) to a new date?

Angel: I have Emmett Harper who she would probably eat alive, but might be fun to hurl them xD also would love a sisters thread!

Gretchen: Emmett is my only upper class hurl, so there's that, but he's very into getting married so, he's around XD

Generally Dean Hudson is around for ~shenanigans with debutantes (or anyone, legit anyone, really)

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MARLENA: Still offering Rowan for friendship things! I also have your sister, Veronica and would love to hash out their relationship for hurls we could try hurling her and Apollonia Honeycutt? I haven't gauged her preference yet so might as well see what happens.

Still haven't forgotten about our Adrienne/Ambrosia thread to revive!

KONS: I have Irene Crawley, the aforementioned Apollonia, Louisa Clearwater, Tilda MacFusty and Saffron Whitby I could offer as hurls!

I wish I had more for Elladora but I love her to death and will offer anything you wish <333

ANGELINE: Could try hurling her and Caltheus Rookwood?

GRETCHEN: Her & Adrienne plsssss <3 for hurls I have Cal and I think that's it if she's looking for UC type folk xD

SARA: I'd love to hash out her and Faustus' & her and Ben's relationship!

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❧ Welcome to Evergardens ❧

I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT KENNA!

Kenna Buchanan is definitely into ladies, if you want another lass to try for Marlena!

  

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Thank you all! <3 all of this and I will start threads and tag you appropriately :D

HI DARLING. My offerings --

For Marlena - Emilia Moony for friendship/Ministry things?
For Kons - Arthur Pettigrew for a friend of the now
For Gretchen & Angeline - hurl with August Echelon-Arnost or Noble Greengrass plz. August is a nominally good catch, Noble is great for being the depressed person you make out with.
Sara should thread w Emilia or Ivy!

I am currently desperately trying to catch up but can probs do 3 threads

Yes to the following for the here and now:
Marlena/Emilia thread - I will start and link to you.
Sara and Ivy please! I actually did think about her when I was making her so I'd love that. I can start that too!
Gretchen could definitely use a drunk person to make out with, but similarly Angel needs a husband asap so up to you on this one! Let me know which you'd prefer and we could do the other another time.

For future/background in other threads purposes:
Kons and Art would be fun drinking buddies, though they probably don't talk much. Assume they're known to each other and maybe thread in the future?

Marlena and Harry probably know each other, since they were only a year apart at school, and he's not really going to judge anyone for Cupboard incidents. XD

Phineas Black II for Ella for obvious reasons. Please. All I want in life are awkward family interactions.

Lorelei Owens for Konstantin?? Maybe?? She's not not ready, she's just been too preoccupied figuring life out to really think about things that aren't Work or Family.

Phineas and Elladora pre-Christmas perhaps? I'm not sure whether she'd see him before the end of term and I hate doing letters (sorry, not sorry :P) But they will definitely be awkward and aloof, I can promise you that.

I'm delighted to see that Harry would not only make a good friend but they would be excellent beard spouses for one another, which is lovely in general!

Oooh, yeah please! Kons is here for a good time at the moment so I can start and open for them too?

Lena: Angie Swan might make a good friend! They would have been a year apart in school, but Ang is very much not the person she was back then. Now they're pretty similar in personality and Angie just transferred to the ministry! Winnie might be back soon, if that still interests and Eugene will be back in December

Kons: did you still want to give him and Eileen a try? We can revive their old thread or I had an open thread that could be rebooted (haha I'm funny) to a new date?

Angel: I have Emmett Harper who she would probably eat alive, but might be fun to hurl them xD also would love a sisters thread!

Gretchen: Emmett is my only upper class hurl, so there's that, but he's very into getting married so, he's around XD

Generally Dean Hudson is around for ~shenanigans with debutantes (or anyone, legit anyone, really)

I have Kons and Eileen's thread on my list to reply to so I will deffo so that, sorry I dropped the ball.

I will bide my time for Lena and wait for Eugene and Winnie :D

Sister thread for Malfoy girls please. I love them all and that Angel being terrible at marriage is making life awkward. We should loop in with MJ and pick a time.

Emmett is a peach and I would love for Angel to eat him alive. She will flirt aggressively. This'll be fun! I'll add it to my list.

MARLENA: Still offering Rowan for friendship things! I also have your sister, Veronica and would love to hash out their relationship for hurls we could try hurling her and Apollonia Honeycutt? I haven't gauged her preference yet so might as well see what happens.

Still haven't forgotten about our Adrienne/Ambrosia thread to revive!

KONS: I have Irene Crawley, the aforementioned Apollonia, Louisa Clearwater, Tilda MacFusty and Saffron Whitby I could offer as hurls!

I wish I had more for Elladora but I love her to death and will offer anything you wish <333

ANGELINE: Could try hurling her and Caltheus Rookwood?

GRETCHEN: Her & Adrienne plsssss <3 for hurls I have Cal and I think that's it if she's looking for UC type folk xD

SARA: I'd love to hash out her and Faustus' & her and Ben's relationship!

For now:
I will start something for Gretchen and Adrienne, I've missed them :D Adrienne and Ambrosia is fab and I will wait as long as you need my love.
Ooh, yes to Lena and Veronica, I will also start them!
Yes to Angel/Caltheus please! I'll add them to my Bert Life list.
I can start a thread for...shall we say Ben as I've never threaded with him before? Faustus can wait :P

For later on at some point:
Kons can speed date your ladies and we will see if any stick but they're all A+ in my book.
Lena and Polly could have a cute Christmas thread at the snowy pub?

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Ambrosia's got 99 problems but this hot af set from MJ ain't 1 of them

Lena: Angie Swan might make a good friend! They would have been a year apart in school, but Ang is very much not the person she was back then. Now they're pretty similar in personality and Angie just transferred to the ministry! Winnie might be back soon, if that still interests and Eugene will be back in December

Kons: did you still want to give him and Eileen a try? We can revive their old thread or I had an open thread that could be rebooted (haha I'm funny) to a new date?

Angel: I have Emmett Harper who she would probably eat alive, but might be fun to hurl them xD also would love a sisters thread!

Gretchen: Emmett is my only upper class hurl, so there's that, but he's very into getting married so, he's around XD

Generally Dean Hudson is around for ~shenanigans with debutantes (or anyone, legit anyone, really)

I have Kons and Eileen's thread on my list to reply to so I will deffo so that, sorry I dropped the ball.

I will bide my time for Lena and wait for Eugene and Winnie :D

Sister thread for Malfoy girls please. I love them all and that Angel being terrible at marriage is making life awkward. We should loop in with MJ and pick a time.

Emmett is a peach and I would love for Angel to eat him alive. She will flirt aggressively. This'll be fun! I'll add it to my list.

Lovely! Let me know if you need me to start anything! I have an idea for a ball in December for the Malfoys to host, so we could set something there for the sisters? Maybe before or during? Elias Grimstone?

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MARLENA: Still offering Rowan for friendship things! I also have your sister, Veronica and would love to hash out their relationship for hurls we could try hurling her and Apollonia Honeycutt? I haven't gauged her preference yet so might as well see what happens.

Still haven't forgotten about our Adrienne/Ambrosia thread to revive!

KONS: I have Irene Crawley, the aforementioned Apollonia, Louisa Clearwater, Tilda MacFusty and Saffron Whitby I could offer as hurls!

I wish I had more for Elladora but I love her to death and will offer anything you wish <333

ANGELINE: Could try hurling her and Caltheus Rookwood?

GRETCHEN: Her & Adrienne plsssss <3 for hurls I have Cal and I think that's it if she's looking for UC type folk xD

SARA: I'd love to hash out her and Faustus' & her and Ben's relationship!

For now:
I will start something for Gretchen and Adrienne, I've missed them :D Adrienne and Ambrosia is fab and I will wait as long as you need my love.
Ooh, yes to Lena and Veronica, I will also start them!
Yes to Angel/Caltheus please! I'll add them to my Bert Life list.
I can start a thread for...shall we say Ben as I've never threaded with him before? Faustus can wait :P

For later on at some point:
Kons can speed date your ladies and we will see if any stick but they're all A+ in my book.
Lena and Polly could have a cute Christmas thread at the snowy pub?

love all of this! I can put the Lena/Polly Christmas thread on my starter list.

  

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❧ Welcome to Evergardens ❧

Thank you all! <3 all of this and I will start threads and tag you appropriately :D

HI DARLING. My offerings --

For Marlena - Emilia Moony for friendship/Ministry things?
For Kons - Arthur Pettigrew for a friend of the now
For Gretchen & Angeline - hurl with August Echelon-Arnost or Noble Greengrass plz. August is a nominally good catch, Noble is great for being the depressed person you make out with.
Sara should thread w Emilia or Ivy!

I am currently desperately trying to catch up but can probs do 3 threads

Yes to the following for the here and now:
Marlena/Emilia thread - I will start and link to you.
Sara and Ivy please! I actually did think about her when I was making her so I'd love that. I can start that too!
Gretchen could definitely use a drunk person to make out with, but similarly Angel needs a husband asap so up to you on this one! Let me know which you'd prefer and we could do the other another time.

For future/background in other threads purposes:
Kons and Art would be fun drinking buddies, though they probably don't talk much. Assume they're known to each other and maybe thread in the future?

Wheee amazing! I can start an August/Angel thread!

  

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MJ made this!

Marlena and Harry probably know each other, since they were only a year apart at school, and he's not really going to judge anyone for Cupboard incidents. XD

Phineas Black II for Ella for obvious reasons. Please. All I want in life are awkward family interactions.

Lorelei Owens for Konstantin?? Maybe?? She's not not ready, she's just been too preoccupied figuring life out to really think about things that aren't Work or Family.

Phineas and Elladora pre-Christmas perhaps? I'm not sure whether she'd see him before the end of term and I hate doing letters (sorry, not sorry :P) But they will definitely be awkward and aloof, I can promise you that.

I'm delighted to see that Harry would not only make a good friend but they would be excellent beard spouses for one another, which is lovely in general!

Oooh, yeah please! Kons is here for a good time at the moment so I can start and open for them too?

Oooh, it's close enough now that we could do a thread when he comes home for holidays? he's already regretting it

I could start Phin/Ella & Harry/Marlena if you'd like to start Lorelei/Kons? Or whatever, I'm flexible!

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set by Bee! <3