This was one of my favorite things on the old site. The premise is easy enough: take a text from either this site or your own - you do you - that describes something your character might send or be sent and post it here.

The following are some examples:
Howell Merrick:

(570):
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.

Esteban Zavala because he would xD

(401):
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'

A convo between Reuben Crouch & Howell.

(843):
the red head has a bf
(1-843):
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

The following 4 users Like Roberto Devine's post:4 users Like Roberto Devine's post
   Bella Scrimgeour, Elsie Kirke, Emma Macmillan, Ophelia Devine

This was ALSO one of my favorite things from the old site and jfc how did I never reply here when you posted!

Anyway, Oz texting about his wife:

Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?

Dash @ Oz:

We still on for Manwhore Monday?

A modern (American) response to Lowri's "have you no shame" question:

Shame is for Republicans.

The following 1 user Likes Ozymandias Dempsey's post:1 user Likes Ozymandias Dempsey's post
   Cassius Lestrange

---

MJ is the light of my life <3

(202):
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his 'family'

(202):
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?

---

@"Christabel Dempsey" to Porphyria if/when Victor Daphnel stands her up for his booty calls

The following 2 users Like Madeleine Backus's post:2 users Like Madeleine Backus's post
   Ida Chang, Porphyria Dempsey

---

Juniper Edevane at Cassian Valenduris No shame

(870):
Let the record show that I hate your ass.

---

August Lynch lmao.

If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.

---

The following 3 users Like Timoleon Maxime's post:3 users Like Timoleon Maxime's post
   August Lynch, Ida Chang, Poppy Dashwood

your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today

---

Bernard Prewett to Savino Zabini - probably the only time Bernard texts him.

(313):
Already got asked if we're dating

---

@"Natsuko Mountbatton" to Atticus Foxwood

The following 2 users Like Madeleine Backus's post:2 users Like Madeleine Backus's post
   Atticus Foxwood, Ozymandias Dempsey

---

Have a series of texts Monty would probably send.

  

---

magic by mj