Lily Huddleston
You made me feel new
I'm crashing, I'm crashing right into you
As far as fundraisers went, there were certainly worse things they could have been doing. As one of the more junior officers drafted into the Sycorax expedition, he hadn't actually volunteered to be a part of this so much as he had been voluntold, but so far, JD really didn't mind. The sky was bright and sunny, the wind was mild, and he was getting to do his favorite thing — sailing.
Well, truth be told, he wasn't actually doing much sailing. He was more here in a supervisory capacity, really. The fundraiser involved Hogsmeade residents wandering down to the park and paying a few sickles to take a turn around the lake in one of the sailboats they'd provided, and John's job was primarily to make sure they didn't crash into each other, which was, of course, exactly what everyone was doing. What had anyone really expected, letting folks who had never been out on the water before just climb in and take off? There was a brief lesson in the basics, provided by either him or one of the few other officers involved in the fundraiser, but most of the people he'd talked to didn't really seem to be listening, and the way they were sailing certainly bore that theory out.
With a few well-placed cushioning charms, though, he'd managed to keep anyone from total disaster — until the Mers started getting involved. Apparently, no one had cleared the fundraiser through them (which was poor form, he thought, since it was their lake), and several of his shipmates had to go and make some quick diplomatic gestures to keep them from attacking all of the sailboats out on the lake. JD's Mermish had never been good enough not to accidentally insult anyone he was trying to converse with, so he was left as the sole guardian of the boats on the water while the situation was seen to.
Five minutes later, someone had managed to tip over their boat. How they'd even managed it with these wide-keeled vessels was beyond him, but he was learning not to put anything past folks with no sailing experience. Taking one of the spare boats still on the sandy shoreline, John launched a little rescue mission of sorts — but had not gotten even halfway to the capsized little crew before one of the nearby boats came careening towards him, steered, it seemed, by a young lady who might very well have still been in Hogwarts.
"Ay!" he called out to her with a wave of his hand. "Haul out port—er, left," he shouted, remembering at the last minute that nautical jargon would mean nothing to her, most likely. He tried to steer his own ship away from hers in case she wasn't able to turn, but at this point it was, unfortunately, too late to avoid at least a partial collision.
MJ made the most Alfredy of sets and then two years later she made it EVEN BETTER