Me: *updating my absent notice*
Chris: Is everything alright?
Me: Yeah! Just updating Charming friends about what's happening. *goes into detail about difference between scarce and absent* So sometimes people put "scarce" and "absent" to make -
Chris: Scared and absent?
Me: No - scarce and absent! Although...I mean, yeah I think what we're feeling could also be qualified as "scared and absent".
Chris: OH I thought you said "scared" and "absent", not scarce. But I was going to say, that's shockingly accurate.

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For those of you who aren't aware, my husband is a HUGE Classical (specifically Roman) history buff.

We were discussing baby names we like (before anyone gets excited we had Max's name picked out for 2 years before I got pregnant so this is strictly hypothetical).

Jack: Lucius.
Lynn: Like Lucius Lestrange?
Jack: Who?
Lynn: (realizing I did not say 'Lucius Malfoy' like I intended to / like a normal person would) Oh, uh... he's a character on Charming. And not the kind I'd want to name a kid after.
Jack: Oh. It's a very strong Roman name.
Lynn: Yeah, I know. That whole branch of family on Charming has Roman names. That's the family Tiberius is from.
Jack: So you're telling me Tiberius is off the table, too?
Lynn: Tiberius is definitely off the table.

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Lynn: I need brainstorming help to start a conversation at a ball.
Jack: Reuse one of your old ones.
Lynn: No.
Jack: Believe it or not, people sometimes start conversations the same way twice. It's been known to happen.

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This is what happens when I summon the wand committee in the cbox:

Kit: lmao olive. 9", penis, rigid, unicorn tail hair. ah yes, the perfect wand though it sometimes goes off earlier than it should

Showing Chris the memorable quotes thread is thoroughly entertaining. Regarding this post, he said: Unicorn tail hair?
Me: Yeah, cause that's what wands have at their core.
Chris: But in the dick?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND

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Jack: Whatcha doing?
Lynn: Well, I've told you about the buddy system, right?
Jack: Yep.
Lynn: I've got a buddy now. So I'm posting for them.
Jack: Awh, someone's finally taken you under their wing? Showing you the ropes?
Lynn: Yeah. About time, right?

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Me: Can you pick a number between 1 and 3?
Chris: You're giving me 3 options?
Me: No, I'm trying to decide what posts to do, so I have 3 posts I need to write.
Chris: 1 ½
Me: NO, CHRIS!!!

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Lynn: I'm going to be talking to the computer for a few minutes, FYI.
Jack: Do you need me to shut up?
Lynn: Uh, no, not necessarily. But if you talk you'll be recorded and everyone on Charming will hear you, so, uh, be advised.
Jack: Oh, you're recording?
Lynn: Yeah, so just - you know, decide whether you want to say anything or not.
Jack: I won't say anything. I might do some... oh, you know, light Gregorian chanting, or yodeling, that sort of thing. Like I do every night. Nothing that should disturb you.
Lynn: Alrighty then, Jack
Jack: Mongolian throat singing. Amateur style.

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So my husband got home after working out of town all week yesterday and I was super excited to talk to him about Simeon because well let's face it I married a devious cunning bastard. Here's how it went down:

Me: Benny I made a character on this new site called Charming and he's like a Little Finger, does a lot, says a little, real mysterious! Anyway, I have this thread with him  (explains thread) uh what should I say?
Benny: ...*stares*
Me: Benny?
Benny: ...*continues staring*
Me: Benny!?
Benny: ...*just keeps staring*
Me: BENNY!?...Oh wait, your being an ass!
Benny: *laughs* You asked.

  

I started writing a post and got interrupted and the laptop got shoved aside. When I came back, Tiberius' name was written "Tiblr/4"

Jack: Ah, yes, Tibbler-Slash-Four, the android replacement of Tiberius. He rolled into the room, went "beep-boop," and cast a spell from his hologram projector port. And then he said, "Help us, Harry Potter, you're our only hope!" But no on knew what he meant because this was the Victorian era. Tiblr/4 was a diviner.

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Benny: I have a picture you can use for your game site!
Me: You mean Charming?
Benny: Yeah!
Me: Ok?
Benny: *sends*

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Lynn: Charming is hiring a new moderator.
Jack: ... does Charming pay their staff?
Lynn: Jack. No. Obviously not.
Jack: Then the word for that is "accepting applications." No one's hiring on your RP site.

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Scrolling thru incorrect IC quotes and remember the time I tried this on Chris. It went a something like....

Me: I want a divorce!
Chris: We’re not even married!
Me: AND WHO’S FAULT IS THAT?

it was supposed to end there, but then Chris came back at me with:

Chris: YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO WAIT LONGER BEFORE GETTING MARRIED

you could say it backfired a bit

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Welcome to The Iron Fang Inn.

Scrolled past Gretchen Lestrange

Jack: Someone chose to play a character named Gretchen?
Lynn: Yeah.
Jack: Is their name Gretchen?
Lynn: No.
Jack: ... then I don't get it.

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When I was replying to Alfred's SWP thread:

Jack: ... Is it a dildo?
Lynn: ... What? No. What the hell?
Jack: You've written like three paragraphs and you just keep saying 'it' like you don't want to say what it is.
Lynn: It's a chest.
Jack: Then why be all dodgy about it?
Lynn: IT WAS ESTABLISHED IN THE FIRST POST, STOP READING OVER MY SHOULDER.

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Me: *talking to hubs about the Melody/Sam dynamic*
Me: thank you for letting me talk about this.
Hubs: of course!
Me: most people think it's weird
Hubs: well I still haven't figured out what it is. I just accept that it's a thing

And this is why we're married xD

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beautiful set by mj

catching up on NCE

D: *points to Ben" who's that stud?
B: That's Ben, he's made some terrible life choices
D: Did somebody pork when they shouldn't have?
B: ... >.> <.< yes.
D: Come on dudes, keep it in your pants.

Because he knows I've written smutty things he assumes we all do, I can't XD

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MJ always makes her so pretty