The fatal blow never came, he remained un-smooshed on the signpost which also wasn't mown down by a demented bovine. This was definitely a good thing considering he hadn't made it far up the sleek wood. Was it someone's job to polish these things? He tilted his head back to see who, if anyone, was being murdered by the cow and found he couldn't see it at all. Whether it had gotten lost, distracted, or he just couldn't see it through the fog he didn't know.
Then he looked up and made eye contact with a bird whose beak looked like something he'd use to defend himself with down a dark alleyway. Don't stab me in the face, don't stab me in the face. Learning his lesson from last time, he decided to play it both quiet and still, although his arm muscles were starting to throb from the effort of keeping himself suspended from the signpost.
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Then he looked up and made eye contact with a bird whose beak looked like something he'd use to defend himself with down a dark alleyway. Don't stab me in the face, don't stab me in the face. Learning his lesson from last time, he decided to play it both quiet and still, although his arm muscles were starting to throb from the effort of keeping himself suspended from the signpost.
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Eyeing up this magnificent set eh? MJ sold her soul to Satan's graphic designer. I wish he'd take mine too.