That was delightful to receive, especially those last few letters. It's good to know your etiquette teacher's preachings have rubbed off on you so much. Feel free to keep 'em coming.

Oh and tell Alexander his finger would likely grow back, but it wouldn't be comfortable. Actually don't tell him that, he might actually do it. Tell him it's the most painful experience in the world.

I got burned because one attacked me while I was in the alley behind the pub, you dolt. And if you must know, my cleaning cupboard is cleaner than ever without you dripping blood all over it.

Plus, admit it you guys would miss me if I was gone.