Tell me neither of you idiots tried to capture one of the dragons that just invaded the town.

p.s. Max your idiot father says hi

No defiantly I did not do anything with a dragon egg. Tell him hello.

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My etiquette teacher says it is spelled 'definitely' not defiantly but I thought it was a good letter so I sent it anyway, but she doesn't know that, so she had me write another letter.

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My etiquette teacher says I didn't write you a long enough letter. And I have to address it properly, she says, so I'm sorry about that. But I don't have anything else to say? What do these other kids have so much to say about? So I will instead write random things here so she thinks I am writing you a very long important letter until class ends. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah bla okay done!

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Well, I herd you got burned, so I dunno why you're telling us off. So that's why you must have thot of it, because you're the one who tried to keep a dragon, cause that's how bored you are without all of us around. I bet the Hog's Head is burned right down and all.

And anyway I haven't

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That was delightful to receive, especially those last few letters. It's good to know your etiquette teacher's preachings have rubbed off on you so much. Feel free to keep 'em coming.

Oh and tell Alexander his finger would likely grow back, but it wouldn't be comfortable. Actually don't tell him that, he might actually do it. Tell him it's the most painful experience in the world.

I got burned because one attacked me while I was in the alley behind the pub, you dolt. And if you must know, my cleaning cupboard is cleaner than ever without you dripping blood all over it.

Plus, admit it you guys would miss me if I was gone.