YOU: Live in the Hogsmeade slums. Want a lodger/flatmate. Aren't a serial killer.

HE: Is in his early 20s. Charming. Most active at night, but decidedly not a vampire, so that's a bonus. A him. Will flirt with your wife if you have one, so maybe watch that. Might flirt with you too. Works in "fortune & luck" if pressed, but essentially a bookmaker. Is a new to you friend, moving in early in the new year.

Any takers?