After a magical attempt on her life in 1877, Queen Victoria launched a crusade against magic that, while tidied up by the Ministry of Magic, saw the Wizarding community exiled to Hogsmeade, previously little more than a crossroad near the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. In the years that have passed since, Hogsmeade has suffered plagues, fires, and Victorian hypocrisy but is still standing firm.
Thethe year is now 1894. It’s time to join us and immerse yourself in scandal and drama interlaced with magic both light and dark.Where will you fall?
Complete a thread in which every post is precisely 1000 words. The thread must be at least ten posts long, and at least three must be your own.
Quote:Charles Macmillan: you played me like a piccolo
Valerian: actually piccolos are very hard to play
Elmer Macmillan: we played you like the cheap recorder you are
Quote:Cassius Lestrange: So apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually just severe psychological distress.
Charles Macmillan: Fuck you.
Valerian Macnair: Fuck me yourself, you coward.
Quote:Holding pumpkin juice: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.
Quote:I don't work well under pressure!
... Or any other circumstance.
Quote:I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for an unmanly yelp of fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.
Quote:Person: Do you take constructive critism?
George, already crying: yeah sure, what's up?
Quote:Person: you have beautiful eyes
George: Thanks, I need them to see.
Quote:Auror: Can you describe the guy who hexed you?
George: Yes. He was not very friendly.
Quote:George: I have edge.
Augusta Robins: you really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.
Quote:Uncomfortable and a little terrified is like... 23.89% of my personality.
Quote:George: Why me?
Person: Because people like you. You’re quiet. You say “excuse me.” You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning. People don’t fear you.
Quote:Fortitude Greengrass: you're so dramatic
Tycho Dodonus *holding a crystal wine glass, throwing rose petals, dressed all in purple velvet and draped across a piano*: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Quote:Raphael: You're right.
Rowan Yaxley: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
Quote:Rowan: You're always talking down to me.
Raphael: That's because you're short.
Quote:Cameron: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Sisse Thompsett: Prettiest Smile.
Edison Moony: Nicest Personality.
Sloane Bixby: Most likely to start a bar fight.
Alice Dawson: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.
Quote:Cameron: I'm organizing a surprise party for Cadawalader Selwyn.
Lester Hatchitt: Don't you hate Cad?
Cameron, filling balloons with bees: Yep.
Quote:Valerian: Seriously, all you do is bitch.
Charles Macmillan: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.
Cash: I just really want my family to like you.
Fortitude Greengrass: Do they not like me?
Cash: No, they just see being nice as a sign of weakness.
Phineas Black: What's this about?
Ursula Black: I was just hugging my kids.
Phineas: Why?
Valerian Macnair: What he didn't tell you, which is what I'm telling you now, is that you're an idiot.
Charles Macmillan: Sticks and stones.
Ari Fisk, to Zelda: Alfred won't be there so there won't be anyone for you to flirtatiously boss around.
Cash: Yeah, I'm the Nostradamus of worst case scenarios.
Ford: That's what all pessimists like to say.
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Quote:Tycho's Parents: why you wanna move so bad
Tycho: independence
In Tycho's head: gettin a lizard
Art: You think I have twelve galleons? I'm home in the middle of the day and there's patio furniture in my living room.
Fortitude Greengrass: It's kind of been all over the news.
Cash: I'm already depressed, I don't need to read The Daily Prophet.
Alfred: I would never say that my wife is a bitch and I don't like her.
Alfred: My wife is a bitch and I like her SO much.
Charity Lloyd: Do I look like a coroner?
Evander Darrow: I don't think you want that question answered.
Quote:Constance Sykes: Hello Holly, made anyone cry today?
Holly: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
Quote:Asa: If we die, I'm going to spend the rest of our afterlife reminding you that this was all your fault.
Aristide Selwyn: That's cool, I wouldn't mind having company while being a ghost.
Quote:Grace: People who say "Go big or Go home" seriously underestimate my will to go home.
Grace: It is literally my goal, all day.
Quote:J. Alfred Darrow: So kiddo, how's it going? How's school?
Charity: I am a piñata and God is a 13 year old boy who's parents just announced their divorce.
Alfred:
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