for MISS GRIM
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last updated jul 31, 2025
Unspeakable Archives
A Department in the Ministry of Magic whose actions were shrouded in secrecy, as those who worked there sought to unravel the mysteries of the world – including research into time, death and love.— Pottermore
The Department of Mysteries is home to abundant knowledge and experimentation, and few know what truly goes on behind its doors. The Archivists, however, know more than most. Trusted with all the knowledge the department has ever amassed, the Archivists work behind the scenes as librarians, custodians, and human repositories. The archives are almost as old as the department itself, having been developed five years in by Warrington Greene, the first archivist.
It is a small team: six hand-picked individuals, led by a Head Archivist who was previously of their ranks. These people are generally:
Exceptions can, of course, be made for the right candidate.
- Highly intelligent
- Lacking in external connections
- Possessing a special skill or knowledge that has them ‘flagged’ as a candidate
- Those who wish to know more about the world than their existing field can accomodate
Their work days are spent in a number of ways, all within a special archival subfloor of the department. This subfloor is accessible only via a lift within the Department of Mysteries itself, and consists of a workroom with desks and a massive card catalogue spanning one wall of the room. From here, there is a corridor that leads to a tearoom, a toilet, a library, and the Hall of Artefacts, a labyrinth of constantly moving small rooms, each dedicated to a specific artefact or experiment. The correct path is available only if one has the relevant card from the catalog, upon the back of which will appear a small map.
Throughout the day, Archivists might…
Worried that all this knowledge might be Too Much? A security risk? Worry not!
- Keep meticulous records of departmental knowledge/experiments, each scribed into a book kept in the archival library
- Wade through pensieves of memories of Unspeakables, past and present, to learn about their work
- Meet with Unspeakables to interview them on current projects, or serve as a “human Google” to direct them to materials, or provide knowledge, to support these projects
- Engage in their own research, time permitting. Time often does not permit, but it’s always good to have hobbies!
It is a well-oiled machine.
- All employees agree to a “Forget-About-It” rune, tattooed behind their left ear. This neatly segments their memories into two halves, which switches when they enter/leave the Department of Mysteries (yes, Severance).
- While in the department, they go by an alias—something similar to their name in some way, but not it, so as to add a layer of anonymity.
- When asked about their jobs, they say they are “support staff at the Ministry of Magic”, a phrase so boring few people ever want to follow up.
But all machines break down.
The Archivists
"PURDY"
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60+ | MCAB/UCAB | OPEN HOUSE | HEAD ARCHIVIST
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60+ | MCAB/UCAB | OPEN HOUSE | HEAD ARCHIVIST
“Purdy” has been the head archivist for 5 years, and boasts a scar where their forget-about-it rune once was as a mark of their station. As such, they are once again one set of memories, which prompts semi-regular headaches for which they take an experimental tonic. Its side effects include an occasional blue tinge—a small price to pay, in their estimation. They are deeply committed to the Department of Mysteries, the archives, and their work, and after examining Win’s file—”Purdy” was in charge of her specific records—set about recruiting her to the archives fresh out of school.
They are a skilled occulmens, and one of their responsibilities is training the archivists in this ability.
Unfortunately, while an excellent archivist, “Purdy” also has amassed substantial debts that must be repaid. With the rejoining of their memories, however, they’ve had an alternative currency that might be used…
Pictured PBs are Angela Basset/Mark Rylance.
Immediate Ties: Winsome Grimshawe Warrington Katzen
Bonus Ties: Emilia Moony Brooks Watson Sweetie Whitledge Frederick Patton Marlena Scamander
Potential Ties: Other Ministry staff, as appropriate
Double Duty: Rasputin Valenduris
"NUTT"
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Late 30s - Late 40s | MCAB | SLYTHERCLAW | ARCHIVIST
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Late 30s - Late 40s | MCAB | SLYTHERCLAW | ARCHIVIST
INSIDE | “Nutt” goes by one syllable of his surname when in the Department of Mysteries. He is one of the very rare archivists who began as an Unspeakable, flagged for his eidetic memory and his frequent visits to the archives to satiate his desire to Learn More. He is charming when he wants to be, but generally no-nonsense…if you don’t count his secret relationship with “Green” as “nonsense”. Particularly knowledgeable in runes, he developed the series of “look away” runes for Win’s arm in the first year after she joined the archives.
Pictured PB is Henry Golding.
Immediate Ties: Winsome Grimshawe Warrington Katzen
Bonus Ties: Emilia Moony Brooks Watson Sweetie Whitledge Frederick Patton Marlena Scamander
Potential Ties: Other Ministry staff, as appropriate
Double Duty: The Ally?
"PERRY"
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LATE 30s | MCAB | RAVENPUFF | ARCHIVIST
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LATE 30s | MCAB | RAVENPUFF | ARCHIVIST
INSIDE | “Perry” goes by her maiden name in the Department of Mysteries, though of course, does not know this. She was recruited to the Archival program after excelling as a librarian—but doesn’t remember this, either. She has a surprisingly bubbly personality for their field, and is excessively (in Win’s view) chatty with both the other archivists and the Unspeakables. She has, on multiple occasions, said the phrase, “Don’t look so grim, Miss Grimm!” which has not exactly endeared her to the younger Archivist. In spite of her sunny disposition, she cannot help but be rather snippy with “Nutt”, though cannot say what it is about him that bothers her.
Pictured PB is Nicola Coughlan.
Immediate Ties: Winsome Grimshawe Warrington Katzen
Bonus Ties: Emilia Moony Brooks Watson Sweetie Whitledge Frederick Patton Marlena Scamander
Potential Ties: Timothy Ainsworth Elsie Kirke Morrigan Selden; Other Ministry staff, as appropriate
Double Duty: Message in a Bottle, Stalker
"CRUZ"
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30s | WCAB/MCAB | GRYFFINCLAW | ARCHIVIST
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30s | WCAB/MCAB | GRYFFINCLAW | ARCHIVIST
INSIDE | Bar, perhaps, the head archivist, there is no one better at understanding the magical theory behind experiments than “Cruz”. Though unaware of his expertise and efforts outside of the archives, he is working on a book of magical theory. He doubts it will ever be published, as it would have to be scrutinized heavily to ensure it isn’t exposing anything it shouldn’t, but he finds the process stimulating.
Pictured PB is Harvey Guillén.
Immediate Ties: Winsome Grimshawe Warrington Katzen
Bonus Ties: Emilia Moony Brooks Watson Sweetie Whitledge Frederick Patton Marlena Scamander
Potential Ties: Other Ministry staff, as appropriate
Double Duty: Widowed Mr. Lewis, Whirlwind Romance, Message in a Bottle, Stalker
GREENE
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26-33 | MCAB/UCAB | SLYTHERDOR | TRAINEE ARCHIVIST
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26-33 | MCAB/UCAB | SLYTHERDOR | TRAINEE ARCHIVIST
OUTSIDE | His mother’s eldest son, the name “Greene” has long since been married out of the line, and so has nothing to do with his actual name. Always a fun-loving lad, he is a bit of a rake when allowed to be, enjoying the company of both men and women. Though supposed to join the Archive on his twenty-first birthday, he fled the country to get out of it, only returning home for his father’s funeral after which he agreed to do the “right” thing. On the bright side, it isn’t terrible living a life where one does not actually remember working.
INSIDE | “Greene” is now two years into the job, and it’s plain he got it for the sake of tradition, not because he had any affinity for it or desire to do it. He is often given menial filing tasks and sent on retrieval errands, which means he knows the archival layout incredibly well—handy, for carrying on with “Nutt”. Archival training officially takes three years, but it’s expected he will take longer at the rate he is going. The only area where he is not struggling is in his occulmens training—he finished this in record time, and was begrudgingly declared “a natural”.
Pictured PB is Dónal Finn.
Immediate Ties: Winsome Grimshawe
Bonus Ties: Emilia Moony Brooks Watson Sweetie Whitledge Frederick Patton Marlena Scamander
Potential Ties: Other Ministry staff, as appropriate