Parks & Rec --

Juliana Ainsworth: All I have on my side is facts and science, and people hate facts and science.

Jude Wright: I mean, at least they aren't apathetic, right?
Kieran Abernathy: You're right. They're deeply negative.

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That 70s Show

Ozymandias Dempsey: Could you be any more annoying?
Sina: Yes!

Cynthia Emsworth, circa becoming a beetle: Divorce is in the air.

Don Juan Dempsey: My head hurts.
Ozymandias Dempsey: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

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Caroline Darrow: Seems like you have a lot planned.
Evander Darrow: It's the best way to relax. On a strict schedule.
Caroline: Okay. Oh boy. So, um, I don't think we're on the same page. Again.
Evander: Well, I'm on page 9, where are you?
Caroline: Evander, put the book away.

Quincey Honeyduke: Let me in the group chat.
Dahlia Honeyduke: I tried, but they said you "haha" every text, and...

Barnaby Wye: Go ask [them] out. What's the worst that can happen?
George Robins: I could weep. I could vomit. I could burst into flames.

Don Juan Dempsey: First of all, do you see this paisley neckcloth? I have never been accused of being subtle.

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Kieran Abernathy: I know what happened. I'm finally hydrated.
Jude Wright: I don't think water makes you jittery.
Eileen Buchanan: It does if it's laced with caffeine. You just drank 960 cups of coffee.

Robert Rowle: Do you mind if I slyly mention you're single?
Edwin Rowle: Do not do that.
Robin: You won't even notice.
Debutante: Hey, you wanted to see me?
Robin: Edwin's single.
Edwin: What?

Locklyn MacCoinnich: Do I look like Oz to you?
Sina: No, not at all.
Lock: Then why are you trying to screw me?
Sina: Oh my god, Locke.

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Shrinking

Ivy Sandow: Did you see that? She ordered me around and I didn't even punch her in the tit!

Elladora Black: I don't believe in a million, billion years you'll ever butt out of my shit.
Ursula Black: I swear on my son's life.
Elladora: Which one?
Ursula: You can pick.
Elladora: Sirius.
Ursula: Not Sirius. He's the best one.

Lowri Dempsey: Look at Shelley, right? Shelley is doing so great. And then Don Juan? Such a fucking disaster.

Robert Rowle: All right. You know what I should do?
Edwin Rowle: Leave Sera alone because she's an adult?
Robin: Don't be insane.

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30 Rock Edition

Declan Buchanan: Tess, it's okay to be a human woman.
Tess Whitby: No! It's not! It's the worst, because of society!

Phineas Black II to Ursula Black: Mother, there are terrorist cells that are more nurturing than you are.

Estelle Malfoy: Do I look ok?
Angeline Malfoy: That's exactly how you look.

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Estelle Malfoy: There are three types of people in the world. Alive, dead, and dead to me.

Sorley Finn: I do like a sentimental moment, especially if the liquor is good.
Kieran Abernathy: I don't. But I like liquor.

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Someone in distress, on noticing Ford lurking in the room: Ah! Who is this? What is he doing here?

Cash: Shit, sorry, that's Ford. He's gonna help me take care of you, you know, in case I need to take care of something else.

Person in crisis: What is he, a nurse?

Ford: No.

Cash: He's got - nurse-like qualities. I'll explain in the car.

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Zelda: Here are two pictures. One is a garbage dump in the Hogsmeade Slums, and the other is your desk. Can you tell which is which?
Noah Farley: That one's my desk.
Zelda: They're both your desk!

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AMAZING set by MJ

Monty:


Monty AND Endy (Friendless not Dempsey lol):

  

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Ivy: I had to see a psychiatrist at work today.
Jack Dorset: Why?
Ivy: On account of my rage.

  

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Drusilla Pettigrew: Mor, what are you doing?
Morrigan Selden: Ugh, it's so exhausting waiting for death.

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JP Brammer Text Post Edition -
Cassius Lestrange:

Christabel Daphnel

Don Juan Dempsey

Fortitude Greengrass

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Jude Wright: I am at a loss for words!
Kieran Abernathy, to his friends later: Despite being at a loss for words, Jude yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

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Fortitude Greengrass: Apparently some people go to bed and just...sleep??? They softly broil in existential dread or replay every mistake they ever made??? And then they wake up [checks notes] REFRESHED? I just. It sounds a bit fake.

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These are all from my favorite webcomic dumbingofage.com!

Ozymandias Dempsey: Dude, you don't 'hang' with girls. You 'Locklyn MacCoinnich' the relationship into the ground until they try to escape, like Sage Whitby. When I meet a chick I spend an hour or two with her, have a mutually good time, and then bring all that good energy back to us.
Thomasina Dempsey: You two are a little married, huh.

Ivy standing with a hand on Jack's shoulder. Enter Daff.

Daffodil Grimstone: Jack, are you alright?
Jack Dorset: Yeah, I was just teaching Ivy how to show sympathy through light physical contact.

This is where I keep expecting the Theo/Reginald thread to go lol

Theodore Gallivan: Keep your damn nose out of things unless you have all the information
Reginald Alderton: I’m trying to get information! I’m a reporter, you jag!

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