Sweetie with...

Bed Ben because hot.
Wed August because he's the only UC option ans Sweetie has her priorities.
Behead Gideon by default, sorry.

POLITICAL POWER MEN EDITION
Murdock Greyback Justin Ross Faustus Prewett

  

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Wanna be there for Sweetie during her post-election slump?

Alright, it's happening.

Harriet would...

Bed Ben. And assume any deficiencies were because he was overwhelmed.
Wed August. He's a hunk.
Behead Gideon. Sorry, but she already had a wand. it's August's

UMBERNAULD EDITION
Firecrest Umbernauld Peregrine Umbernauld Shrike Umbernauld


IGNORE ME I WAS TOO SLOW

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Fallon would:

Bed: Murdock - she has a thing for very Scottish men.
Wed: Justin - he won the election once, he could tell her how to win in the future.
Behead: Faustus - likely the result of some hidden work resentment.

Selwyn Brother Edition:
Trystan Selwyn, Emrys Selwyn, Daniel Selwyn

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Helga with...

Bed Trystan. He has a known bastard, so obviously more than one woman hopped into bed with him. He's also handsome enough!
Wed Emrys. He's still unmarried and generally less questionable than the other two. Generally.
Behead Daniel. She is not fond of asocial people.

DUE TO DEBUT
Henrietta Cartwright Seneca Lestrange Grace Greengrass

  

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Gideon woulddddd...

Bed None of the above because...
Wed Grace OR Henrietta and I want to hurl with both of them.
Behead Seneca as she's far too intimidating for him

THE WIDOWS
Harriet Prewett Audra Greengrass Ingrid Rowle

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Will with...

Bed: Audra because looks young enough that he wouldn't feel too weird.
Wed: Ingrid because young widow and young widower for the win
Behead: Harriet because she's the oldest

WIDOWERS:
Balthazar Urquart Djura Crossridge Emerett Picardy

  

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Edna would...

Bed: Djura because he's muggle and far enough removed from magical society that she could deny it ever happened.
Wed: Balt because she's fond of his daughter.
Behead: Emerett because he seems snooty and dickish.

HEALER EDITION
Albert Aaldenberg Gideon Browne Richard Gladstone

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Naeva would...

Bed: Richard, by process of elimination.
Wed: Gideon, bc #purist
Behead: Albert, again, bc #purist

LADY HEALER EDITION
Rosamund Bones Tabitha Chevalier Tilda MacFusty

  

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Simeon would...

Bed: Tabi, she's gorgeous.
Wed: Rosamund, she's the most appropriate out of the bunch.
Behead: Tilda...? He'd rather bed her, lbr.

EX-QUIDDITCH CREW
Tybalt Kirke Lachlan MacFusty Fitzroy Prewett

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Seneca would:

Bed Lachlan
Wed Fitzroy because he's the most appropriate from the bunch
Behead Tybalt because he's a muggleborn, even though he's the hottest in her opinion

Melody Crouch Ophelia Devine Cornelia Pendergast

  

Valerian would...

Bed: Opehlia. He thinks she's the prettiest out of three xD
Wed: Cornelia. She's his cousin but he'd probably prefer it that way tbh.
Behead: Melody, because obviously she's a harlot.

PROFESSORS~
Octavius d'Orsay Nigel Vane Mason Skeeter

  

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Angelica would
   

• Bed: Nigel. He's brilliant and oh so attractive. Those eyes and that smirk? Yes, please.   
  
• Wed: Octavius. The one she considers closest to a friend, suave, intellectual, and more than capable of handling her.   
  
• Behead: Mason, she's sorry, but Herbology? Could there be a less masculine choice?

MAGICAL ACCIDENTS & CATASTROPHES EDITION
Edric Umbridge Walter Brownhill Myles Warrington

  

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Bellona would...

Bed Edric. #DatAss #DatBody #DatFace
Wed Myles. Wealthy, pureblooded, and hot AF? Check, check, and check!
Behead Walt. He's probably a nice enough sort, but pales entirely in comparison to the above.

QUIDDITCH ADJASCENT
Mikail Karim Theodore Gallivan Thom Pettigrew

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Wed: Mikail Karim - Good looking, interesting - she wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating biscuits! She could maybe make that work longer term.
Bed: Thom Pettigrew - Good enough for a roll in the hay! Also the Ursula hate would be worth it. Also he's married
Behead: Theodore Gallivan -Sweet but possibly too vanilla.

Brothers!
Daniel Selwyn Emrys Selwyn Trystan Selwyn

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Going exclusively by looks because she doesn't know them and would not marry any if she did:

Lavinia would...

Bed Emrys
Wed Tristan
Behead Daniel

WORKING BOYS:
Benjamin Woodcroft Peregrine Umbernauld Breccan MacRae

  

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Bella would...

Bed Peregrine because his ~dangerous vibe~ makes him seem like he'd be fun in the bedroom.
Wed Benjamin, because he seems nice and his job makes him sound interesting.
Behead Breccan, because he's TOO nice and TOO stable and Bella only vibes with people who have the potential to be disasters in their own right.

AUROR MEN
Christopher Moony Holden Cartwright Will Avery