While your letter is quite flattering, I must confess, I did not willingly submit myself to this Witch Weekly scenario. I believe my niece submitted on my behalf and now I am left to deal with the fallout. I am quite sure that you would be a lovely companion and I trust your baking skills are immensely enjoyable as well. I do hope this does not dissuade you in your pursuit of happiness and companionship, I have included a bundle of sweets to hopefully make amends for any disappointment this letter may incur.