"I'm sure you're plenty tasty," Alfred countered easily, though after the words left his mouth he had to stop and think how ridiculous it was to imagine this would be worth arguing about. It wasn't exactly a source of pride, was it, how one might taste for a sea monster? But nevermind: on to swimming, which was a more pleasant subject than being devoured by anything. Alfred smiled and gave her hand a slight squeeze. "That's exactly what we're doing today, isn't it? I'll expect you to be an expert by the time we're through. And by August I'll have you teaching your new cousins. I've heard they don't swim yet, either."
MJ made the most Alfredy of sets and then two years later she made it EVEN BETTER