"Well, I've been a bit busy, haven't I?" Alfred returned with a sarcastic shake of his head. What he'd been busy with was fairly obvious, given the state of the ship, but there had also been the whole to-do with Zelda breaking into his cabin in the middle of the night, which had been weighing on his mind more than he would've liked. "And I wasn't supposed to tell anyone. Minister's orders. But, to your questions," he continued — if Pablo was already here and already knew the monster existed, he saw little harm in providing such innocuous details. Anyone who had been onboard could have answered questions like these, and if he refused Pablo would probably just take his inquiries to someone else. He was like that: he liked to talk to people more than Alfred did, and could be tenacious when he wanted to. "Yes, it was large; yes, it had tentacles; no, I didn't see a face."
MJ made the most Alfredy of sets and then two years later she made it EVEN BETTER