"If only!" Although he'd probably be back to the street in no time, all things considered. "I'm the new chef over at the Hog's 'ead!" Calling himself a chef was surely the deepest insult to all professional chefs in the world that could possibly be made. He didn't even deserve the title of 'cook'.
Eyeing up this magnificent set eh? MJ sold her soul to Satan's graphic designer. I wish he'd take mine too.