April 16th
Art,

So.

Not saying this is a serious question but hypothetically if I theoretically exchanged some letters with S and convinced her to run off to Ireland for a night to get drunk and then did some kissing et. cetera and hypothetically S's father somehow found out and started sending some vaguely inquisitive letters, how fucked would I be? On a scale of 'have to send some apologetic bullshit letters' to 'spend the next six months in Canada.'
Ben