To be honest, being a bird isn't the worst thing every—especially given that you can still talk. It brings with it a sense of freedom that you relish (though it does put you at risk of mauling by the estate's felines).
You're perched in a fir tree, still getting used to your new body, when you see him: someone who doesn't belong.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
a. Address the stranger
b. Observe the stranger
c. Defecate on the stranger
You're perched in a fir tree, still getting used to your new body, when you see him: someone who doesn't belong.
a. Address the stranger
b. Observe the stranger
c. Defecate on the stranger
Are your characters stuck in the smalltalk loop?
Does your imagination feel like it just can't perform as it used to?
Mid-thread crisis getting you down?
Unable to get that post up?
Is your relationship suffering because of your inability to satisfy your partner?
SUFFER NO MORE!
With a little intervention from The Suggestionizer your RP life could be back on track in no time!
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Known side-effects include: chronic ridiculousness, immense satisfaction, itching, uncontrollable laughter, burning, deep regret, despair, shock, horror, incidental dismemberment, joy, and death. Use at your own risk!
Does your imagination feel like it just can't perform as it used to?
Mid-thread crisis getting you down?
Unable to get that post up?
Is your relationship suffering because of your inability to satisfy your partner?
SUFFER NO MORE!
With a little intervention from The Suggestionizer your RP life could be back on track in no time!
--> Click here for more details <--
Known side-effects include: chronic ridiculousness, immense satisfaction, itching, uncontrollable laughter, burning, deep regret, despair, shock, horror, incidental dismemberment, joy, and death. Use at your own risk!