April 4th
Art,
I'm not "onto" this Scrimgeour girl. I didn't even get drunk with her, I just happened to have a conversation with her after I'd been drinking, and if that's the stuff that spurs imminent-elopement rumors Aldous and Roman are going to have some bloody heart attacks, because I happen to drink a lot, and I talk to women a lot, and I don't plan on stopping on either any time soon.
Honestly, you know, if I was inclined to go drunkenly seduce S, it'd be the Princess' fault, with all these damn accusations and letters. The best part of that would be seeing her hair catch fire when she heard the news. Seriously, I can't believe she's freaking out so much about this — but I guess her mother was crazy and her sister was crazy so I shouldn't be surprised that it runs in the bloody family.
Ben
I'm not "onto" this Scrimgeour girl. I didn't even get drunk with her, I just happened to have a conversation with her after I'd been drinking, and if that's the stuff that spurs imminent-elopement rumors Aldous and Roman are going to have some bloody heart attacks, because I happen to drink a lot, and I talk to women a lot, and I don't plan on stopping on either any time soon.
Honestly, you know, if I was inclined to go drunkenly seduce S, it'd be the Princess' fault, with all these damn accusations and letters. The best part of that would be seeing her hair catch fire when she heard the news. Seriously, I can't believe she's freaking out so much about this — but I guess her mother was crazy and her sister was crazy so I shouldn't be surprised that it runs in the bloody family.
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