Ben,
April 4th
Really, with the crazy-rich crazy pureblood girls? Really? You're onto a Scrimgeour now? Really? Ben? As your best friend I'm legally and morally obligated to tell you that this is a terrible fucking idea all around, especially because this one has a father who is alive and by all accounts mildly unhinged. I know that when everything with Princess started I told you that was also a terrible idea, and then I changed my mind and decided that you two were soul mates, but maybe this time you should listen to me. Just a little.
I know you won't, though, so by all means just throw another crazy rich girl onto that and see what happens.
Re: Princess - Definitely don't call her a whore, and definitely don't say she was a bad kisser. (Aren't all rich girls bad kissers at first?) Also maybe stop getting drunk with rich girls. Try getting drunk with - I don't know. Anyone else. Me? What if we get drunk? Witch Weekly definitely won't suggest that we become this year's hot society couple, so.
I know you won't, though, so by all means just throw another crazy rich girl onto that and see what happens.
Re: Princess - Definitely don't call her a whore, and definitely don't say she was a bad kisser. (Aren't all rich girls bad kissers at first?) Also maybe stop getting drunk with rich girls. Try getting drunk with - I don't know. Anyone else. Me? What if we get drunk? Witch Weekly definitely won't suggest that we become this year's hot society couple, so.
Cheers,
Art
Art