Pyrites

I must say, there is nothing quite awful as not knowing which cutlery is best appropriate. Their looks of horror! So much attention from people at our table, simply because one dear child doesn’t know better. Of course, I find ways to brighten their day - by deliberately choosing the worst cutlery possible, and making it work with whichever food has enchanted my stomach.

Can’t a girl have some fun with stupid nicknames? You would be a dear cousin, if part of my family. Given you’re not, I’m glad to consider you a close and great friend. Whoever gets the position, I am sure they won’t be nearly as good as you are. After all, I am hoping to join your team - couldn’t want it if the captain isn’t good, right?

Good! As long as you haven’t broken anything of importance, or caused a serious accident, he could have been pleased with yourself. Family is important, having them close even more - that is, if they’re pleasant people to have at small distances.

— S. De Loncrey —